两个人约会的英语作文【一】
My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much.
One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, ;My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?; ;Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,; Mr. Smith asked. ;But why are there two holes? One is enough!; ;But how can the big dog go through the small hole?; my uncle said.
Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.
我的叔叔有两条狗。一只是大的，另一只是小狗的.。他很喜欢它们。
有一天，史密斯先生来看他。当这个朋友看见门口上有连个洞，一个是大洞和一个小洞时，他感到吃惊并说，;我亲爱的朋友，为什么你的门上有连个洞?;我的叔叔回答说：;当然是让我的两条狗进出了。 史密斯先生问到："为什么门上要两个洞呢?一个就足够了。"我叔叔说：;大狗怎能走小洞呢?;
两个人约会的英语作文【二】
--题记
几十本资料书筑成的碉堡下，我对厚厚的习题发起了总攻。"啪"一声一本资料书掉到了地上，我揉了揉酸痛的眼睛，疲倦的弯下腰捡起了书。
我的手指无意间又触到了他的字条，俊美的字迹书写着"我们都要考上一高！"我傻傻的笑了，忽然有一种想见到他的冲动。
认识他是以前的事情了，他高高的瘦瘦的，看起来总是很忧郁很孤独的样子。旁人说他冷酷傲慢，也许有时他是吧。只是他们不知道，他一样的阳光，一样的孩子气。
正是因为倔强的缘故，我暗暗发誓，无论什麽我都要超过他，我的文科总比他好，而他的理科却老超过我。我就不服气了。他会给我讲复杂的几何证明，还有我怎么也补不上来的欧姆定律。每当我懂得时候，我就说："呵呵，我可是天才！"他就笑我："蠢才吧你，别那麽骄傲。"
有时候拉着他开玩笑："我们流浪去，我们隐居去好不好。"他最了解我的梦想，去流浪。他笑我太幼稚，我就撅着嘴巴说："那我总得带个保姆吧。"他就说："我厨艺确实不错。"他知道我不会做饭给自己吃。我就说那洗衣服你也全包了，他就笑我是猪，懒得都快成神了。我就抖出第一次和他遇见的臭事。
也许是因为孤独，他的心事都会给我说。他班的女孩喜欢他，而他又不想伤害她什麽的。我就说那你也喜欢他不就得了嘛，心里就有种酸酸的感觉。他笑而不语，沉默的摇头。
后来我终于知道了他最大的秘密。他要和我绝交，我不知道为什麽却答应了他。那天他让我们班的学生对我说：他喜欢我。从他班过的'时候遇见了他，我说我不相信。他有点羞涩的笑着说，真的，信不信由你。只是他的笑容夹杂着痛苦。
我的好友对我说，说绝交时他好痛苦，他说他好傻，他竟然会对一个女孩动了情。那个人是我。那一刻，我想哭……
毕竟我们是理智的，第二天他给了我一封信，信上说中考是一个转折点，如果过了这一关，那一切皆有可能。如果连这一点障碍都跨越不了，更不要提感情的事了。我们都要考上一高！你可是天才！
我们明白，我们不会用前途做赌注！我们是有梦想而且永不放弃的人！我一定要考上一高！！
我抬头望了望窗外的黑幕，低下头接着做那似乎永远都做不完的习题......
因为你说我们一定要考上一高……
因为我还想和你一起去流浪……
两个人约会的英语作文【三】
Two men were travelling together,one of whom never spoke the truth，whereas the other never told a lie：and they came in the course of their travels to the land of Apes The King of the Apes，hearing of their arrival，ordered them to be brought before him；and by way of impressing them with his magnificence，he received them sitting on a throne，while the Apes，his subjects，were ranged in long rows on either side of him When the Travellers came into his presence he asked them what they thought of him as a King.The lying Traveller said，“Sire，every one must see that you are a most noble and mighty monarch.”“And what do you think of my subjects?”continued the King“They,”said the Traveller,“are in every way wo——hy of their royal master.”TheApe was so delighted with his answer that he gave him a very handsome present.The other Traveller thought that ifhis companion was rewarded so splendidly for telling a lie，he himself would certainly receive a still greater reward for telling the truth；so，when the Ape turned to him and said，“And what，sir,is your opinion?”he replied，“I think you are a very fine Ape，and all your subjects are fine Apes too.”The King of the Apes was so enraged at his reply that he ordered him to be taken away and clawed to death.
