第一个孩子立刻回答:“我想边个瞌谁虫,会飞,只要往老师的鼻子眼儿里一钻,他就立刻睡着了。 上帝问:“为什么?”“他睡着了,才不会给我们留下那么多的作业!”
第二个孩子说:“我想当一回老师,就当一回,当一个特别厉害的老师!”上帝问:“为什么?”“这样,就也能给老师的孩子留好多好多作业了!”
第三个孩子说:“我想过一个绿颜色的星期天!到绿色的草地上踢一会儿足球!”上帝问:“为什么?”“难道你们的.星期天是黑颜色的吗?”“是的。每个星期天都要补课,作业特别多!”
第四个孩子不表态,好半天好半天才苦歪歪地说了一句:“我想-----我想当爷爷!”上帝吃了一惊,两条眉毛差点飞出了脑门子:“什么?你说什么?”“爷爷能养花,能钓鱼,能下棋,爷爷从来都不做那么多的作业!”
上帝明白了,他长长叹了口气:原来人间的孩子并不幸福……
今天是五一劳动节,学校为了响应上级的号召,特地放了一天假,让我们帮父母干一些力所能及的事。
“快起来啦,小宜,今天是五一劳动节,你休想在老妈我的面前偷懒!”一大清早,我就被老妈的“河东狮吼功”吓得“屁滚尿流”。我不得不与心爱的被子说声“拜拜”,开始了一天的劳动。
吃完了饭,本来想偷偷地溜出去玩,可却逃不过老妈的“火眼金睛”和“五指山”。我狼狈地被老妈揪着耳朵,“你这小姑娘,整天只想着玩呀玩呀,什么时候知道做正经事啊?快给我洗完去!”“遵命,老妈大人!”最终,我屈服在了老妈的“淫威”之下。
这碗可真难洗,浑身滑滑的,差一点就摔碎了。咦,老妈洗碗时不是用的热水和洗洁精吗?原来是这两样东西没用啊,怪不得洗了半天都没洗好。我小心翼翼地端来了一盆热水,滴了一滴洗洁精。咦,这碗怎么变得这么听话?任我控制。不一会儿,所有的碗都洗好了。
“小宜懂事啦,会帮妈妈干活了。”老妈温柔地对我说。突然我看见妈妈的两鬓多了一些白发。这已经不再是我认识的那个年轻的妈妈了。妈妈为了我的成长付出了心血,从不图回报,而我却······
这个劳动节让我觉得自己懂事了许多,我要多帮妈妈做一些力所能及的事。这个劳动节,让我很快乐!
On the first day of the rest, mom and dad and I went to ningbo sea world and youngor zoo.
We first came to the sea world. Once in the aquarium, dad took me to see the sea precious animals. Have the hippocampus, giant salamander, heavy sea turtles, and cute little penguins. Overhead transparent glass in all kinds of fish swimming happily in the, I seem to feel also came to the underwater world.
Out of the aquarium, went to the ocean theatre, there are Marine animals.
Walrus in sit-ups, music we call "good", then we show the water ballet, see it stretch your head, around circle, also push the feet, how interesting! From Japan's "three sisters" sea lions, each have each skill: within a will do ten arithmetic, a lifting weights, is another ball player. Next, two beluga whales the staff with mouth top up from the water. Finally, dolphins sang a song for us, that caused a cheer.
Out of the sea world, we went to the youngor zoo. In the zoo, I saw a fierce the east-northern tiger and the tiger, mighty lion and white lion. In the panda garden, I finally met our national treasure, the giant panda. They are naughty flip, also eat bamboo. Beautiful peacock contended for the tail, to show us their beauty.
Travel over, although very tired, but I am very happy!
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