你好!
也许你现在正在我的身体中与你的'感冒大军谈论军事,不过还是请你抽空看一下我对你这几天来的行动总结,对你会有好处。
11月30日上午:你派你的感冒侦察兵对我全身进行搜查,希望能找一块风水宝地来建造你的大本营,导致我全身难受四肢酸痛。
12月1日上午:你终于找到了你梦寐以求的地方——我的鼻子。你一举拿下两个鼻孔。然后,你一鼓作气,攻下了扁桃体。
12月1日下午:你开始“鱼肉”我身上的“百姓”,大开堤口,让“洪水”鼻涕不断流出,企图让我痛苦不堪。
12月2日中午:为了不再受苦,我对你的行动进行了强烈的反抗,并得到了消毒水与药物的大力帮助。我首战告捷,听到了你战败后那无奈的叹息声。
12月3日——2月5日:虽然你一直坚持和我唱反调,可是我打针、吃药、和白开水三管齐下,还是把你打的节节败退。
我的救治过程省略不计,所以,你别想从这封信中得到任何情报,来做相应的防护措施。感冒先生,告诉你吧,尽管我被你整成了这副模样,但我一点都不怕你,你难道没有觉得自己正在一点点衰老,枯萎,然后会死去。我的保卫战就要获得胜利了,我奉劝你赶紧从我身体里撤退、离开,免遭不必要的皮肉之苦。如果你还是执迷不悟,那就等着吧,我要让你尝尝我的抗菌炸弹,慢慢享受这心惊肉跳的滋味吧!哈哈哈哈……
此致
敬礼
你的对手
12月5日
感冒:
我实在是无法说服自己向你问好,因为你可恶至极的行为,让我心中添了一抹怒火。知道吗?就是你,让多少人惨遭黑手,其中就包括我的妈妈。这几天,头晕,目眩,鼻塞,咳嗽,声音沙哑,妈妈可是样样都饱食了一番,饭也吃不香,觉也睡不好,都连续请了好几天的病假了。妈妈不说,我也很清楚,她已经得到了难受的馈赠。这不,刚打完针回来,就“咕噜咕噜“把自己当药罐子使了。看今朝,城市里哪儿最热闹?答:医院,诊所。男女老少,无所不有,排的那队伍声势可谓浩荡。这下“白衣天使“可忙得不可开交了。
这所有一切的始作俑者不就是你?感冒嘛!你简直是一只披着羊皮的狼,你就像潘朵拉的盒子,装满了邪恶。
你不要摆脱罪责,说你这是在帮药店,药商生意兴隆,财源滚滚,只会把你自己越抹越黑。你的不法行为已经影响了广大人民群众的正常生活,根据法律第x条第x款规定,你已经触犯了人民群众的健康权,我现在依法起诉你,咱们法庭上见!
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In the case that recalls in me, have a lot of making the person of my admire, their good quality makes me admire. But, I most of admire is a stranger that has never met before with me however. Write down the weather is very coldly that day afternoon, but I am very warm however. Classessed are over that day, ought father receives me, but I look for the people that is less than him however. I am awaiting his arrival with respect to very patient ground. Waited 229 minutes, father did not come as before, but at this moment gate mouth already was absolutely empty, clean healthful also exposed his body in succession. I want to feel not right more more. Right now, I resemble an ants on a hot pan urgently, at this moment, a new aunt came, she asks: "Child, how? I look up look this aunt up and down: Stature is not tall, have furrow, all over the face smile. I tell her my difficulty like seeing emancipator, tell her the telephone number of my home, she was dialed. I tell father its course. In a few minutes, before a familiar face appears in me, it is father! I got on a car. Just when we want acknowledgment,this aunt sads however silence ground went. Is this aunt happy to aid the person, spirit that does not seek get one's own back to you can make me irreverent how is admire sent extremely?
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