假如你是鲁智深作文【一】
我见郑屠在纳凉，见我过来马上起身说：“大人来了，要点什么肉？”我瞟他一眼，只见他下巴上长满络腮胡，我说：“我要瘦肉，切成丁。”郑屠切完已经累得汗流浃背，包好了递到我面前讨好的说：“鲁大人，肉切好了。”我又说：再切一点肥的肉丁。”郑屠不敢怠慢，忙点头答应：“就去切。”一阵切肉声。郑屠又包好了肉递过来说：“大人，又切好了。”“你再给我切软骨。”
这时郑屠阴沉着脸道：“你是特意来找事儿的吧？”我一听火就上来了，抓起那两包肉道：“洒家就是来找事的！”随即把肉丁劈面打过去，就像下了一场“肉雨”。郑屠怒发冲冠，从肉案上操起一把尖刀追我到街上。众邻舍不敢来拦，过路的人驻足观看。他右手拿刀，左手要来揪我；我岂能要他捉住？就势按住左手，往前迈进一步，望小腹上只一脚，躺倒在当街上。我再入一步，踏住胸脯，挥舞拳头，对他喝道：“洒家也没叫个”镇关西！”你是个卖肉的屠户也叫做“镇关西！”你如何强骗了金翠莲？”扑的.一拳，正打在鼻子上，顿时鲜血迸流，郑屠挣不起来，那把尖刀也丢在一边，口里只叫：“打得好！”我骂道：“我让你对付我！”举起拳头只一拳，打得眼棱缝裂，乌珠迸出，看的人都惧怕我，谁敢向前来劝？郑屠直讨饶。我更来气“你要和俺硬到底，洒家便饶你了！你如今对俺讨饶，我偏不饶你！”又一拳，太阳上正着，我看见他挺在地上，动弹不得。我觉的他在装死，只见他脸皮渐渐的变了。我想道：“俺只想打这厮一顿，不想三拳打死了他。洒家须吃官司，又没人送饭，不如及早溜开。”拔步便走，回头指着郑屠尸道：“你诈死！洒家和你慢慢理会！”边骂，边大踏步去了。
假如你是鲁智深作文【二】
Dear mary:
How are you doing these days? I write this letter for expressing our appreciation of your great entertainment .
We have a very nice treavel in London,and have a wonderful impression on the senery there.London is a very beautiful city .
Not only the views but also the delicious food excited us.Facing this charming city and its abundant culture,we deeply felt its really a huge honor.
Would you like to accept our invitation for travelling in China?We sincerely Wish you a pleasure journey here.
Expresses our thanks once more .Have a nice day !
Yours,
Lihua
假如你是鲁智深作文【三】
Dear everyone,
Hello,everyone.Recently our school is going to hold the First Joke Contest.Our students can benefit a lot from attending this.It provides us a opportunity to improve our English speaking and listening skills.At the same time we are able to learn more about British culture.
Meanwhile,each competitor must pay attention that you had better speak fluently without notes.Whats more,your performance should take no more than five minutes.
Aside from a slew of performances and competition, attendees will have an opportunity to win a prize from the lucky draw. You are welcome to join us and actively participate in this competition.
Yours,
Li Hua
假如你是鲁智深作文【四】
Dear Chris,
How are you doing? Recently, an important volleyball game will be held in our campus, which will be not only meaningful but also exciting. So, as captain of the team, I, on behalf of all our team members, am writing to invite you to join us in the battle!
Here are some relevant details about it. To begin with, it will be on the 3rd volleyball court from 2:00 to 4:00 on the afternoon of July 1st. Besides, we, the Giants, will confront the Eagles, which is undoubtedly a tough rival. As a result, adequate preparation is urgently needed, including practice, nutrition and a perfect plan.
Hopefully, you could make it to this wonderful event. We need you! Looking forward to your reply and your presence.
Yours,
Li Hua
假如你是鲁智深作文【五】
其实想来，这世间万物被自己所伤的又岂止紫斑鱼！我们人类又何尝不是？人这一生纷纷扰扰，会遇到形形色色的人，各种各样的琐事。一旦愤怒决堤，就会怒发冲冠，丧失理智。在不知不觉中伤了自己。
单位有这样一个人，她每天都用仇视的目光看着别人。原因呢？说出来，你也许不信：因为她发现别人都比自己快乐。她觉得，每个人与她都是充满敌意的。于是她义无反顾地选择了保护自己。俗话说，先下手为强。每一天她都会怒火中烧。当别人兴高采烈地谈天，她以为别人在说她的闲话。别人越是高兴，她越是气愤。控制不住自己的时候，就借机破口大骂。仿佛那样她才能找到一些平衡，得到一丝安慰。所有人都不和她一般见识，可是她却愈演愈烈。每次骂完了，也能得到暂时的快感。但时间长了，她还是想不通：那些被自己骂的人怎么还是一如既往的\'快乐，看不到一点生气的样子。这是她最不能容忍的，于是就变本加厉。
时间久了，整个家的生活都被她毁掉了。每次她发泄完心中的怨气，丈夫不知要给人家说上多少好话。丈夫拿她没辙，总不能离婚吧。每天看见那个男人，都是面无表情的，像个木偶。偶尔笑笑，也是费了很大劲挤出来的。所有人都觉得他太可怜，上辈子做了什么孽，今世受这种折磨。孩子呢，天天蜗居在家里，没人和他玩耍，也没人敢和他玩耍。孩子是最怕孤独的，她哪里知道，因为她，一家人的快乐都被剥夺了。
她怎么会快乐呢？她用愤恨给自己做了个铜墙铁壁的笼子。愤恨愈深，笼子愈坚固。她把全家人都关进自己的笼子。她哪里知道，她伤害别人的时候，自己早已遍体鳞伤。
想想我们自己，有时候也给自己编织了各种各样的笼子：名利的，***的……为了达到目的，利令智昏，变得焦躁不安。到头来，没得到什么，却丧失了自己最宝贵的时光。到头来，我们被自己的弱点伤的一败涂地。
扫去心灵的灰尘吧！用一颗平和的心对待自己，更用一颗平和的心对待别人，对待世间万物。有多少宽容有多少释怀，就有多少开心有多少快乐。
别做一条紫斑鱼，不要自己伤害了自己。
