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搞笑的英语老师的作文【一】

亲爱的柯老师：

首先俺要说明，叫您一声“亲爱的”，完全是一种礼貌性称呼，因为您既不可亲，也不可爱，就像当年邱吉尔给希特勒写信，也称“亲爱的”，是一个道理。

柯阿姨，首先要感谢您担任超女的评委，您的出现，使超女由“无聊秀”、“美女秀”升华为情景喜剧，如果黑楠叔叔不是那么纯天然的猥琐而且比您矮上一米左右，也许还能变成带三角恋爱的琼瑶剧呢。

柯老师，俺知道您一向毁人不倦，会指责俺这么小的年纪，怎么能看超女这样的“成人秀”呢?很多参赛的JJ都穿的缺衣少布，狂抛媚眼，会促使俺过早步入青春期。不过，俺本着超女节目“想看就看，只看长得漂亮”的宗旨，豁出去了，谁让这是电视里唯一有人真唱的文艺节目呢?

柯老师，你知道吗?你是最“棒”的。俺的意思是，您是最像个“棒子”的评委，您的大棒横扫一切，尤其唱功好的选手，都被您打晕菜了，您尤其擅长用您的美声“狮子吼功”，就像那个有双重人格的“金毛狮王”谢逊一样，将内力稍弱的超女JJ们震得伏地求饶。

柯老师，让俺念着手中的小纸板告诉您：“你在这次比赛中，找到了适合自己的路线，你终于找到了，属于自己的一片天。”俺知道，在台湾，您的“星”途并不平坦，空有一副好嗓子，名气却总是二三流，您唯一能让大众记住的那首《爱我》，是一首赤果果的《二奶之歌》：“爱我，有了你我变得好富有。。。爱我，没有你我变得好贫穷。。。”当然，这不怪您，只怪写歌的人满脑子二奶情结，但谁让您这么高的音乐素养，又会弹钢琴，却自己写不出什么好歌呢?您瞧人黑楠叔叔。。。对了，黑楠叔叔又整过什么巨作来着?他一定没有什么巨作，因为他穷得每天只穿那一件老头衫。

柯老师，回到您的新事业上吧，您认准了适合做一个众矢之的，所以您就做了众矢之的。您千万不要以为众矢之的只是一个靶子，“矢”在古代汉语里是排泄物的意思。您真的和toilet里的石头一样呢。您在前一周(决赛十五进十用“狮子吼功”和张靓影JJ比拼内力，张JJ车轮大战后，险些被您害得喊破了嗓子，您因此收集了很多“矢”，下水道都堵上了，本以为您会顾及脸面，重新做人，结果您在上周(十二进十联合黑楠叔叔和夏青奶奶一起，继续给张JJ穿小鞋，“你生病了吗，发烧了吗”，您忘了问“拉肚子了吗?偏头痛吗”，就差做个张JJ的小布人往她身上扎针了。说实话，张JJ性情中人，现在见了您和黑叔叔就会头晕目眩想吐，所以下回不用再问了，肯定有不良生理反应的。众目睽睽之下，您脸不变色心不跳地祭起屠龙刀，偶兴奋地发现超女节目在您的加盟下又发展成了武侠剧和恐怖片。

柯老师，您的唱功真的very very very very very Good。俺村师资力量薄弱，俺十岁了才刚开始学英语，但知道英语里，有很多词都可以替代very good。比如excellent、fabulous、fantastic、magnificent、splendid，如果这些词对您来说太拗口，哪怕用great或者super也足以表达了。您唱歌大概是很专业，羞辱人也很专业，有个赛区进十强的比赛中，一位又漂亮又会唱歌的JJ落选的原因是唱歌时带出了呼吸声，您指出了缺点，very very good，但您又用嘲笑的方式模仿“大喘气”说了两句。OK，傻子都明白您的意思了，漂亮JJ站在台上，笑容凝结在她的眼中，这时，俺本以为您可以SHUT UP了，结果令人发指的事发生了，您“大喘气”的嘲笑式发言滔滔不绝，三次、四次、五次，漂亮JJ的美腿已经开始颤抖。太残酷了，偶想。

更残酷的是，您还在继续嘲笑。六次、七次、八次。冯小刚的贺岁片，没完没了。

BTW，Mariah Carey、林亿莲、邓丽君和李谷一唱歌的时候都有呼吸音，当年所谓“泣声唱法”，大伙儿都呼哧呼哧的。

柯老师，决赛开始后，您有选择性地对被淘汰的JJ非常大方。至今为止，您已经送了一个戒指和一副耳环，您还特地指出那耳环是真钻，不像黑楠叔叔戴的那个是假货。偶知道您这种非理性行为，是为了挽回您在大众心目中的高大全形象。但是，亡羊补首饰，驴嘴嘴不对马屁屁，失落的已经失落，只希望您今后做人再厚道些。

此痔

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一个被您逼得早熟的小学生

搞笑的英语老师的作文【二】

Dear Miss Wang:

I am writing to express my sincere gratitude for your help in my study. Without your help , my study would not be the top three in my class. It was you who always standed by me when I am fall. You pointed my mistakes and told me how to make them right. You always worked tirelessly to train my patience.Your continuous encouragement is my greatest motivation.

I sincerely hope that you can have a good health and stay happy. In addition, I wonder if you can pay a lot of attention to your health, get more rest.

Again, I sincerely thank you for your help!

搞笑的英语老师的作文【三】

Dear Mrs Hu,

I am very glad to write to you about what I think in my mind. First of all, I think I have to admit that you have excellect command of English and teach us much knowledge, which is not only English but also lots of thinking on life .

Next,You help us how to see the world and even how to apply for a good job.

But I think what impressed me most was the way you work. You do everything so patiently and carefully, which is highly thought of by all the classmates...All of these leads us to respect you very much.

Well,AS for me,I think full of humor is your another impressed charactistics.You know, I just regard your class as a very enjoying meal. I guess It’s widely acknowledged that all of your students like It very much.

To conclude,I think you are a very good teacher. I hope you will pay more attention to your health and be happy every day.

Sincerely,

Zhao Zhouxing

搞笑的英语老师的作文【四】

Dear Mr Guan,

How time flies. In the blink of an eye，the semester has been on for almost three months ,and you also teach our English for almost three months.Maybe you can’t call my name ,but you have a deep impression on me.

It\'s my honour to get the chance to write to you. \"Approachable and amiable \" is my first impression to you, because you always keeps smiling. You always arrive at the classroom early, from which we could imply that you are a diligent man with regular habit. In general, when we are professional courses, the atmosphere of the class have a

little bit nervous, boring.But in your class,we feel very relaxed. And if we knew the answers to the questions,we can enthusiastically answer,without worrying about making mistakes.When learning a new unit,you will let us to prepare for a ppt or a direct speaking which we can express our own ideas and interact with other students more frequently.At first,we feel embarrassed ang don’t have enough courage.But under the teacher\'s encouragement step by step,we make enough preparations to have positive statements.

I remember that you have said one thing that a lovelorn senior in department of history talked with you and you encouraged him to be a doctor for further education.I don’t know wether the senior will be a doctor or not,but I must study hard and deep to be a doctor. I was always worrying about that my boyfriend will break up with me before.Through this,I know that as long as you ability is strong,there is no necessary to worry about it. We appreciate you for not only improving the ability of our English ,but also teaching us some truths with your personal experience. Nous vous remercions enseignants.

Life\'s a journey, you shine our light of hope, enrich our minds, adding to our intelligence. At last, I hope everything goes well with you. Please give my best regards to your family.

Sincerely yours,

xxx

搞笑的英语老师的作文【五】

Dear MS Hu,

It\'s my honor to get the chance to write to you. Nowadays, people seldom write letters, instead, they make a call or send a SMS. However, in some circumstance, writing letters is indispensable.

In the class, you know well how to keep the class active. You\'ve got such an open mind that you can keep leading us to talk about the topic during the whole class. I learned not only the listening and writing skills but also the presentation skills as well as the knowledge of the concerned areas.

In addition, It seems that although I have been studying English during the last many years, I can’t speaking English fluently and precisely like the local people. Would you like to give me some suggestions on how to pronounce English like local people?

Yours sincerely,

Xia Wenjie

搞笑的英语老师的作文【六】

dear teacher:

this is a special day, we have presented a bouquet of flowers, gifts to the world of your peaches and plums, spectrum a ode to joy, for your eyes flicker disperse tired, for you loosen the amount of wrinkled patterns.

the singing is a blessing: teacher, happy holidays! insatiable in learning, be tireless in teaching, peaches and plums fragrance, their music is happy and harmonious. i wish you a happy holiday! not only in the teachers day today, there is a tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, tai houtian, i wish your life every day, every minutes, every second, the surface is always the same smile.

the singing is concerned about: the teacher, you worked hard! your use of sweat, nurturing the tender shoots of spring have just ground-breaking. your care is like the genial spring, warm our hearts and minds. let us protect your healthy growth, formed in the autumn fruit.

lifes journey, you shine our light of hope, eich our minds, adding to our intelligence.

thank you, teacher! i wish you healthy forever! happy! happiness!