我写的英语作文搞笑【一】
我的同桌叫梁俊杰，他圆圆的脑袋圆圆的脸，小小的眼睛，小小的嘴。最有特色的是一对招风耳，跟电视里的大耳朵图图差不多，就是在生活里他也像图图那么搞笑。
开学的时候，老师让写自我介绍，我偷偷瞟了一眼他的作文，他居然写自己爱睡觉，连闹钟也叫不起来。搞笑的事情随之而来，第二天下午他就真的迟到了半节课。只见他蹑手蹑脚，小心翼翼地溜进教室，可还是没有逃脱老师的法眼。
老师严肃地问他：“你为什么迟到?”
他惭愧地低声说：“老师，我睡过头了。”
老师接着又问：“你们家没有闹钟吗?”
他不好意思挠挠头说：“对不起，闹钟也吵不醒我们。”
同学们哄堂大笑。老师只好告诉他回家把闹钟声音调大。
搞笑的事情还在继续，第二天，我的同桌为了表示改过的决心，居然带了一只有闹钟的手表，但它却在老师讲课的时候响了起来，你说可笑不可笑。
还有一次画水粉，他带的海绵吸不干溢出来的水粉，只听他慢条斯理地说：“早知道海绵不好用，还不如带个大馒头来!”哈哈，这个创意可真不错!馒头PK海绵，吸水性确实不错嘛!亏他想得出来。
这就是我的同桌，一个鬼灵精怪，幽默搞笑的同桌。
我写的英语作文搞笑【二】
我的同桌是一个有时很活波有时很沉默的女孩， 她有着一双灵动的眼睛，乌黑亮丽的秀发，每天梳着马尾辫，整个看起来是很潇洒很帅的。
My deskmate is a sometimes very lively, sometimes very quiet girl, she has a pair of smart eyes, dark beautiful hair, every day with a ponytail, the whole looks very smart, very handsome.
她的成绩不错，但是比起我来嘛，嘿嘿，还是差了一点点，我希望我可以帮助她把成绩提升上来， 尤其是英语，现在我和她的英语成绩都很差，我现在是堪堪及格，她是不及格。我常常教她读英语课文，因为她有很多单词不会读，所以我们俩个一起读英语课文，每次读的时候我都刻意的放慢了速度，怕她觉的自己不会读而自卑。
Her grades are good, but to me, hey, just a little bit, I hope I can help her grades up, especially English, now I and her English is very poor, I am now Campbell failed, she is failing. I used to teach her to read the English text, because she has not read a lot of words, so the two of us together to read the English text, each time I have deliberately slowed down, afraid she cant read and feel inferior.
我喜欢看书，画画，唱歌，写小说，她也和我一样，我们有同样的兴趣。刚开始和她做同桌，看着她画画，我觉的好惭愧，因为她画的画比我画的好了太多太多了，不过，在后来我把重心放在画画上之后，我的画画技术堪堪比得上她了。
I like reading books, drawing pictures, singing songs, writing novels, and she is like me. We have the same interest. Just started doing table with her, watching her painting, I feel ashamed, because of her paintings than I painted too much too much, but when I focus on painting, my painting technique can comparable to her.
总而言之，言而总之，我和我的同桌有很多相似之处和相同的兴趣和爱好，我很喜欢我的同桌，我们会成为一对死党。
In short, in a word, my deskmate and I have a lot of similarities and the same interests and hobbies, I very love my deskmate, we will become a friend of.
我写的英语作文搞笑【三】
在我上四年级的时候，我换了一位新同桌，他叫刘晋铭。
When I was in the fourth grade, I changed a new deskmate. His name is Liu Jinming.
他是一个胖呼呼的小男生，长着一双大大的眼睛，小小的嘴巴，非常可爱。他非常聪明尤其是数学，上课时非常投入。
He is a chubby little boy with big eyes and small mouth. He is very cute. Hes very smart, especially in math, and hes very engaged in class.
记得有一次，在上课得时候我问刘晋铭一道题，可是刘晋铭看老师写字在黑板上，完全听不到我的题问。我的同桌真是投入呀！
I remember once when I was in class, I asked Liu Jinming a question. But when Liu Jinming saw the teacher writing on the blackboard, he couldnt hear my question at all. My deskmate is really engaged!
我很喜欢我的同桌他也很善良哦！
I like my deskmate very much and he is very kind!
