My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much.
One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, ;My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?; ;Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,; Mr. Smith asked. ;But why are there two holes? One is enough!; ;But how can the big dog go through the small hole?; my uncle said.
Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.
我的叔叔有两条狗。一只是大的,另一只是小狗的.。他很喜欢它们。
有一天,史密斯先生来看他。当这个朋友看见门口上有连个洞,一个是大洞和一个小洞时,他感到吃惊并说,;我亲爱的朋友,为什么你的门上有连个洞?;我的叔叔回答说:;当然是让我的两条狗进出了。 史密斯先生问到:"为什么门上要两个洞呢?一个就足够了。"我叔叔说:;大狗怎能走小洞呢?;
Wolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea, which should justify to the Lamb himself his right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture."
"No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother′s milk is both food and drink to me." On which the Wolf seized him, and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won′t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.
狼和小羊
一只狼瞧见一只迷路失群的小羊,决定暂缓下毒手,想先找一些理由,对小羊证明自己有吃它的权利。它就说:「小鬼!你去年曾经骂过我。」小羊可怜地说:「老实说,我去年还没有出生呢。」狼再说:「你在我的草地上吃过草。」
小羊回答说:「不,好先生,我还未曾尝过草的味道呢。」狼又说:「你喝过我井里的.水。」小羊叫道:「不,我从没有喝过水,因为直到今天为止,我都是吃着母亲的奶汁。」狼一听这话,便抓住它,把它吃下去,便说:「好!即使你驳倒我每一句话,我终究要吃晚餐的!」暴君总有他暴行的借口。
我以前经常和同学一起回家,一起说一些自己的幻想,但是有一件我们想到一起去了,我们都想拥有一个“智能小帮手”。
这个“智能小帮手”可不是一个人哦,它是一台智能电脑。它的外形和普通笔记本没什么区别,但是,你打开看看,它的最上面有许多按钮,红色的按钮是把手写功能换成键盘的;绿色的按钮是打印机的启动按钮,(呵呵,忘了告诉大家,这个“贴身小帮手”还有打印的功能哦!!)这个打印机不需要加纸,只要把你平时不用的纸放在电脑下面的小盒子里就可以变成打印用的A4纸了。呵呵,很神奇吧!粉色的按钮是用来找书的,这里面存了小学到大学所有要用到的书,包括习题和作业;上面还有一个蓝色的按钮,这个按钮的'功能就是启动充电功能的,不过充电可不用电,它只需要光,只要是光就可以充电,比如说阳光,灯光,就连目光都行,呵呵,没想到吧!!
上课时,如果你听不懂,不要怕,这个“智能小帮手”还有录像和录音的功能,呵呵,帮了你大忙了吧!
用这个写作业不用交,只需把自己的作业发给一个叫“智能小老师”的文件,就可以给你看作业了,作业中如果你有不会,他还可以像老师一样慢慢讲给你听的。如果你生病了去不了学校,不要担心,他可以直接连接上教室,可以通过视频来听课。不会的还可以问问“智能小帮手”,它可以把正确的解题方式告诉你。
写完作业后你还可以把手写功换成键盘,你可以放松放松。换成键盘后,就恢复了像平常一样的电脑,可以聊天,可以玩游戏哦,无聊的时候还可以听听歌。不过你可别想在上课的时候玩它,别忘了,它可也是一个“小老师”啊,在学校的时候它那些可以让你放松的游戏什么的都统统的消失在桌面上了,你想玩也找不到。
呵呵,你想拥有这样一个“智能小帮手”吗?真希望以后可以有这样的小帮手啊,这样不仅耽误不了学习,有时还可以放松放松,这样老师还省了不少劲啊,真是一举两得啊!
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