可以写进作文的开玩笑句子【一】
我看见了一个庞大的机器，上面写着“长江8号”。“它是‘长江七号’的后代，它不是一部电视，是从古至今世界上最伟大的航天机器。”博士向我解释道。“你真了不起！”我说。说完后，我禁不住机器的诱惑走上了机器。博士嘱咐我一些注意事项后就发动了机器。我带着一颗好奇的心飞呀飞，飞到了月亮上。我看见了一棵巨大的桂树。哟，这不是吴刚吗？我明白了，这就是吴刚伐桂。这时，吴刚对我说：“你去月亮背面看看吧！”我听后喜出往外，便去了。我发现月亮背面有一个奇怪的门，我敲了敲门后，里面走出了一个奇怪的人。我上下打量了一番，才明白他是外星人。那个人对我说：“欢迎你，外星朋友。”这时，我竟紧张得有点结巴地说：“你，你好。”我才发现，他们的衣服都没有接缝，真是“天衣无缝”呀！“你们的科技真发达，我们的衣服都有接缝，而你们的衣服没有接缝。”那个人告诉我说：“这是我们的宇航服，都是没有接缝的。”噢，我点了点头，明白了。突然我想起来，月亮是外星人的飞船吧？我们又相互交谈了一会儿，我问他们是怎样把月亮挖空的，他告诉我说：“我们先把月亮弄坏，使里面的尘土都倒出去，接着再往里面安些装置，然后再在外而安一个门，就大功告成了。”我想，哦，也许这就是月亮为何不让我们看背面的原因吧？这时，我突然听见有人说：“地球一号准备完毕。”我问他地球一号是什么，他对我解释说：“地球一号是一个储蓄魔力的.大魔炮，至今已储蓄完毕，正要向地球发出攻击呢。”我忙问：“打出去会怎样？”他回答：“足以让整个地球粉碎！”我一听忙阻止，对他说：“地球上虽然有坏人，可还是好人多呀，如果你们把地球上那么多好人打死了，那么，坏的不就是你们了吗？”他转念一想说：“也对呀。”于是就决定撤销了这次攻击，所以才有今天的一个有草、有木、有花、有动物、有人类、有爱……的这么一个大家族-----地球。
通过此事，我们不但没有成为敌人，反而成为了好朋友。我们还成立了地球宇宙友谊联合会了呢，地点就是月球。为此，我还得到了地月二球的诺贝尔友谊奖呢！
一切结束了，可我觉得这并没有结束，因为友谊的种子撒在了我们的心中，总有一天，它会发芽，开花，结出友谊的果实。我确信这一天并不会离我们太久，因为，我深深地记住了那位外星朋友的话，-------“欢迎你，外星朋友”。
可以写进作文的开玩笑句子【二】
非谓语动词系列训练（二）
一：在句子意思不变的情况下用分词或不定式改写下列句子：
1.Whenhesawfromthetopofthemountain,heviewedabeautifulcity.
-----___________fromthetopofthemountain,heviewedabeautifulcity.(用分词
2．Whenitwasseenfromtheofthemountain,thecitylookslikeagarden.(用分词------_____________fromtheofthemountain,thecitylookslikeagarden.city.(用分词
3.Whenhewasaskedwhyhewentthere,hesaidhewassenttheretobetrainedforaspaceflight.
-------When________whyhewentthere,hesaidhewassenttheretobetrainedforaspaceflight.(用分词
4.DoyouknowtheboywhoknowsJapanese?
-----Doyouknowtheboy___________Japanese?(用分词
5.DoyouknowtheboywhoiscalledTom.
----Doyouknowtheboy________Tom.-(用分词
6.Thisisthemanwhoorganizedtheactivity.
Thisistheman________________theactivity.(用分词
7.Hefollowedhisstudentsandcamein.
------Hecamein,____________hisstudents(用分词
8.Hecameinandwasfollowedbyhisstudents
-----Hecamein,____________byhisstudents(用分词
9.Thewomanwhowasdressedinablueskirtdeliveredaspeechtous.
----Thewoman_____________inablueskirtdeliveredaspeechtous.(用分词
10.Becauseheisaphysicist,hecouldwellexplainedhowtodotheresearch.
----_______aphysicist,hecouldwellexplainedhowtodotheresearch.(用分词
11.Hewasbornonthe18thofJanuary,1979inTaiwan,andhewasraisedbyhismotherandwasshyandquietduringhischildhood.
-----____________onthe18thofJanuary,1979inTaiwan,andhewasraisedbyhismotherandwasshyandquietduringhischildhood.(用分词
12.Theflowershisfriendgavehimwilldieunlessitiswateredeveryday.
---Theflowershisfriendgavehimwilldieunless____________everyday.(用分词
13．Whenwewerewalkingdogs,wecameacrossafamousprofessor.
------When____________dogs,wecameacrossafamousprofessor.(用分词
14.Hedonatedover10billiondollarsinorderthathecouldsponsoreducation,culture,sports,andpublicwelfareintheearth-strickenarea.
-----Hedonatedover10billiondollars_____________education,culture,sports,andpublicwelfareintheearth-strickenarea.(用不定式
15Afterhehadfinishedhishomework,heplayedthepiano.
-----____________hishomework,heplayedthepiano.
16.Afterthebridgehadbeencompleted,itwentthroughahardtimebecauseofthebadweather.
----______________________,itwentthroughahardtimebecauseofthebadweather.
17ItissaidthatBellinventedthetelephone.
18.Bellissaid__________thetelephone.(用不定式
19.Idon’tdecidewhatIshoulddo.
Idon’tdecidewhat__________(用不定式
20.Ithappenedthathehadbeeninvited
----Hehappened_____________
21.Hewassoyoungthathecouldnotgotoschool.Hewastooyoung__________toschool.
22.Whenthetestwasfinished,webeganourholiday.
-----Thetest__________,webeganourholiday.(用独立主格结构
23.Astimegoesby,hebecomsawareofit.
Withtime________by,hebecomesawareofthesignificantofit.
24.Themoon,whichtravelsroundtheearthonceeverymonth,isanaturalsatelliteoftheearth.
----Themoon,___________roundtheearthonceeverymonth,isanaturalsatelliteoftheearth.
25.Thoughhehadbeentoldseveraltimes,hedidn’tunderstandme.
-----_______severaltimes,hedidn’tunderstandme.
26.Aftertheproblemwassolved,hetookarest.
----Withtheproblem____________,hetookarest.
27.Iftimepermits,wewill
28．Helaythere,hishandclenched,hiseyeslookingstraightup.
---Helaythere,hishand_______,hiseyeslookingstraightup
29.IoncereadabookcalledMan,WomanandChild,whichenabledmetounderstandtheloveinafamily.
------IoncereadabookcalledMan,WomanandChild,______________metounderstandtheloveinafamily.(用分词
30.Therearemanyplacesofinterest,amongwhichistheYunjimountain,whosesceneryisverybeautiful,whichattractslotsoftouristsfromdifferentplaceseveryyear.
------Therearemanyplacesofinterest,amongwhichistheYunjimountain,whosesceneryisverybeautiful,____________lotsoftouristsfromdifferentplaceseveryyear.(用分词
二：非谓语动词完成句子练习
therewasnodoctoravailable.(only
,playingcardsathomeortakingawalkinthepark?(spend
.(think
包括三名儿童）.(child
5.根据他的话判断）,hedidwellinhisexam.(judge
theTangDynasty.(date
7.Thisisanarticle（由五部分组成）fiveparts.(consist
fiveparts.(make
assoonaspossible.(solve
boredalotoffanstodeath.(concern
,lcannotobjecttoyourmarriage.(concern
子）atschool?（keep）
（躲在木箱里）behindthedoor.(hide
,wehadtowalkhomelastnight.(be.
inthebroaddaylightyesterday.(rob
（满是脚印）.(mark
（石油价格上涨）,theeconomyofthatcountryisslowingdown.(go
18.Whenthenationalflagisbeinghoisted,allthestudentsstandatattention,.(fix
him,Idecidedtowriteagain.(hear
20.Hedoesn’tseemtomindbyothers.(make
nextweekisofgreatimportance.(hold
isveryimportant.(hold
isofgreatimportance.(hold
theThirdWorld.(belong
（致力于研究）,theprofessorpaidlittleattentiontohissurroundings.(devote
inthemorning.(come
（为了确保那孩子尽快康复），fivedoctorstookturnslookingafterhimdayandnight.(ensure
，theoldmanstruggledtohisfeet.(help
,theparentsweretakentothediningroom.（show）
（.support）
.（drop）
,Iamnotfamiliarwiththiskill.(tell
（为了不被注意）byothers.(notice
三：合并下列句子
1.Theannualschoolsportsmeetingwasheldyesterday.Itpresentedamarvelousopeningceremony.
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2.Aftertheopeningceremony,wesatinthebaseofourclass.Wewaitedpatientlyforthebeginningoftherace.
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3.Someofmyclassmatesworkveryhard,andtheyhopetofulfilltheirdream.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
4..MyfriendChristinetookpartinthe800-meterrace.Shehadreceivedtrainingmanytimes,soshekeptcalmbeforetherace.After400meters,thoughshelookedtired,shestilltriedherbesttorun.Wescreamedandbeatthedrumwhenwesawshepassedby.Shewonthemedal,andwewereproudofit.(把短文中的从句或并列句改成非谓语动词
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四：语篇填空用所给动词的适当形式填空。(一）
Freudwasoneofthefirstscientists[1]_________（make）seriousresearchofthemind.Themindisthecollectionofactivities[2]_________（base）inthebrainthatinvolvehowweact,think,feelandreason.Heusedlongtalkswithpatientsandthestudyofdreams[3]___________（search）forthecausesofmentalandemotionalproblems.Healsotriedhypnosis(催眠.Hewantedtoseeif[4]________（put）patientsintoasleep-likeconditionwouldhelpease
[5]________（trouble）minds.Inmostcaseshefoundtheeffectsonlytemporary.Freudworkedhard,althoughwhathedidmightsoundeasy.Hismethodinvolved[6]________(sitwithhispatientsand[7]________（listen）tothemtalk.Hehadthem[8]________（talk）aboutwhatevertheywerethinking.Allideas,thoughtsandanythingthatenteredtheirmindhadto
[9]___________（express）.Therecouldbeno[10]________（hold）backbecauseoffearorguilt.基础写作:最近，你就读的学校——广东实验中学高中部将举办开放日。你将作为学校的
学生代表向前来参观的英语老师介绍高中校区的基本情况，请准备好你的解说词，文章的开头和结尾已为你写好。(学会用非谓语动词表达）
?位置交通：位于广州市西部，荔湾区；出行便利，步行到地铁站约10分钟。?学校历史：逾120年的悠久历史；现高中校区于2004年竣工并投入使用。?校园环境：占地面积约125,000平方米；植物繁茂，绿树成荫，环境优美。?校园设施：课室宽敞明亮，配备齐全；拥有标准运动设施，
其中综合体育馆可用于举办比赛、会议和典礼。
?师生情况：目前学生约3000人，教师约200人；全体师生正在
为学校更美好的明天共同奋斗。
?【写作要求】
?只能用5个句子表达全部内容。?【评分标准】?句子结构准确，信息内容完整，篇章结构连贯。
Goodmorning,teachers!WelcometoGuangdongExperimentalHighSchool!.....
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非谓语动词练习答案
1．Seeing2.Seen(原句有误，请改成Whenitwasseenfromthetopofthemountain,thecityisbeautiful(用分词3.asked4.knowing5.called6.organizing7.following8.followed9.dressed10.Being11.Born12.watered13.walking14.tosponsor15.Havingfinished16.Havingbeencompleted1718..tohaveinvented
19.todo20.tohavebeeninvited21.togo22finished23.going24.travelling25.HavingbeentoldTold26.solved27.permitting28.clenched29.enabling30.attracting
二：非谓语动词完成句子练习
Keys:
1.onlytobetold(that2.tospendyourspare/freetime
3.thinkingabout4.includingthreechildren/threechildrenincluded
5.Judgingfrom/byhiswords/whathesaid
6.datingbackto/from(whichdatesbackto/from
7.consistingof/whichconsistsof
8.madeupof/whichismadeupof9.tosolvetheproblem
10.concerningthefootballmatch11.As/SofarasIamconcerned
12.(inkeepingfivechildren13.hiddeninawoodenbox
14.Therebeingnobus15.tohavebeenrobbed
16.Seenfromthetopof17.Seeingfromthetopof
18.Tosee19.markedwithfootprints
20.thepriceofoilgoingup21.fixedon/uponthenationalflag
22.with(bothhishandstied23.Nothavingheardfrom
24.(hisbeingmadefunof25.tobeheld
可以写进作文的开玩笑句子【三】
日常生活有许多高兴的事，有意思的事，苦恼的事儿，可是要我印像最深入的一件事或是在初中毕业生，这些我们一起做了的错事，有意思的事，都牢记在心里。
在初三那一年，是大家大学毕业的一年，也是人生道路之中第一次考试，在学习方面或是是生活上都有一些工作压力，生活上我可以准时入睡，准时复习功课，一些基本上的生活习惯我还是能够把握，可是校园内里，每一个人基本上全是艰苦奋斗，沉溺于学习培训之中，每日全是学的一身疲倦，因此在上课的情况下，班里也主要表现出一副缺乏活力的.模样，那时老师讲课的课程内容尽管有一些赶，可是依然会有一些好玩的笑话在授课中提及，以后课室的气氛就变得更为的有意思，沒有那麼低沉了，大伙儿也发觉了，仅有班里的气氛变好啦，大家的学习培训才可以变得更为有驱动力，要不然缺乏活力的课堂教学，会使我们学习培训更为沒有高效率。
由于大家都观念到课堂教学里必须有一些活跃性的气氛，因此班集体上有一些同学变得更为的活跃性起來，一直开一些玩笑话，可是并但是分，因此推动起来了许多同学，班里的气氛也变得更为不一样了，这基本上是每一个同学都参加在其中，由于班集体是一个大家族，必须每一个人来维护保养，还记得是在下课了的情况下，一位同学对我说“教师叫你来公司办公室，快去吧。”我忽然心里一震，想着：我近期没犯什么错误啊，教师为什么会要我呢？最后我满怀忐忑不安的心进了公司办公室，我低下头低声的说“教师，小说破你找我聊？”教师疑虑的说“也没有约你呀，是不是你被他骗了。”这时候。我反映回来，我立刻跑到课室，见到小冬和许多的同学都是在那边开怀大笑，因为我在跟随她们笑，这一小玩笑话确实吓得我内心发抖，可是这一捉弄却让班里同学高兴得那麼高兴，授课的情况下大伙儿也更有精神实质了，因为我沒有犯困的睡意了，大家都开朗起来了，授课的高效率当然也就高些了，我认为这尽管是一个小玩笑话，可是掌握好分寸感，或是对大家都有益处的。
在这里独特的一年里，我们一起经历了很多的艰难困苦，这一全过程尽管会有一些艰辛，可是看到边上有那么一大群好同学最好的朋友，这种艰难也渐渐地的得到解决，不清楚为何有一种觉得，自身边上有十分多的人的情况下，自身心里会变得更为强劲。
可以写进作文的开玩笑句子【四】
Ⅰ单项选择
1.thehouseonfire,hedialed119.
A.ToseeB.SeeingC.HavingseenD.Beingseen
2.Ifelldownandbrokethreeofmyteeth.IwonderhowmanytimesIhavetocomehereandgetmyfalseteeth.
A.fixB.fixingC.fixedD.tofix
3.We'retolistentoher_voice.It'stohearhersing.
A.pleased;pleasing;pleasureB.pleased;pleasant;apleasure
C.pleasing;pleased;apleasureD.pleasing;pleasant;pleasure
4.somestamps.
A.Passed,buyingB.Passing,tobuyC.Havingpassed,buyD.Pass,tobuy
5.withthesizeofthewholeearth,thehighestmountaindoesnotseemhighatall.
A.ComparingB.TocompareC.ComparedD.Havingcompared
6.Herearesomenewcomputerprogramsforhomebuildings.
A.designingB.designC.designedD.todesign
7.alittlemoney,Jimmywasabletobuyhismotheralovelynewlamp.
A.TosaveB.SavingC.SavedD.Havingsaved
8.Theteachercameintotheclassroombyhisstudents.
A.followingB.tobefollowingC.followedD.havingfollowed.
9.Withthemoney,hecouldn'tbuyanyticket.
A.toloseB.losingC.lostD.haslost
10.Therewassomuchnoiseintheroomthatthespeakercouldn'tmakehimself.
A.beingheardB.hearingC.heardD.hear
11.Theresultofthetestwasrather.
A.disappointedB.disappointingC.beingdisappointedD.disappoint
12.I'veneverheardthewordinspokenEnglish.
A.useB.usedC.usingD.touse
13.howtodothehomework,Iwenttoaskmyteacherforhelp.
A.NottoknowB.NotknowingC.KnowingnotD.Notknown
14.Deeply,Ithankedheragainandagain.
A.beingmovingB.movedC.movingD.tobemoved
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15.Withwinteron,it'stimetobuywarmclothes.
A.cameB.comesC.comeD.coming
16.theoffice,theforeignvisitorswereshownroundtheteachingbuilding.
A.HavingshownB.ShowingC.HasshownD.Havingbeenshown
17.Hewentfromdoortodoor,wastepapersandmagazines.
A.gatheringB.gatheredC.gatherD.beinggathered
18.Thestudentcorrectedhispapercarefully,theprofessor'ssuggestions.
A.followB.followingC.followedD.beingfollowed
19.Thepricewillsaveyouonedollarforeachdozen.
A.reduceB.reducingC.reducedD.reduces
20.Peopleinthecitydonotknowthepleasureofcountrylife.
A.liveB.toliveC.livedD.living
21.Theforeignertriedhisbest,buthestillcouldn'tmakehispoint
A.understandB.understandingC.tounderstandD.understood
22.Thescientistswerewaitingtoseetheproblem
A.settleB.settledC.tosettleD.settling
23.Thelibrary'sstudyroomisfullofstudentsfortheexam.
A.busilypreparedB.busypreparingC.busilyprepareD.arebusilypreparing
24.Thegroundiswithleaves.
A.covering,fallingB.covered,fallingC.covered,fallenD.covering,fallen
25.Lessonseasilyweresoonforgotten.
A.tolearnB.learnC.learnedD.learning
26.Thewalletseveraldaysagowasfoundinthedustbinoutsidethebuilding.
A.stolen,hiddenB.stealing,hidingC.stealing,hiddenD.stolen,hiding
27.Apersonaforeignlanguagemustbeabletousetheforeignlanguageown.
A.tolearn,toforgetB.learning,toforgetC.tolearn,forgettingD.learning,forgetting
28.differentkindsofpianos,theworkersfartherimprovedtheirquality.
A.ToproduceB.BeingproducedC.ProducedD.Havingproduced
29.Thestudentsintheuniversityarealltakingcoursesadegree.
A.comingtoB.goingtoC.leadingtoD.turningto
30.Manythingsimpossibleinthepastareverycommontoday.
A.considerB.consideringC.consideredD.beconsidered
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31.manytimes,hestillcouldn'tunderstand.
A.HavingbeentoldB.HavingtoldC.HehavingbeentoldD.telling
32.Theoldsickladyenteredthehospital,hertwosons.
A.tosupportB.supportingC.supportedbyD.havingsupported
33.Chinaisoneofthelargestcountriesintheworld,9.6millionsquarekilometres.
A.tocoverB.coveredC.coversD.covering
34."Wemustkeepasecretofthethingsatthemanincharge
oftheinformationoffice.
A.discussed,staredseriouslyB.beingdiscussed,seriouslystaring
C.tobediscussed,seriouslystaredD.discussed,stared
35.ThevisitingMinisterexpressedhissatisfactionwiththetalks,
A.havingaddedB.toaddC.addingD.added
36."Canyouread?"Marysaidtothenotice.
A.angrilypointingB.andpointangrilyC.angrilypointedD.andangrilypointing
37.thecomposition,Johnhandedittotheteacherandwentoutoftheroom.
A.WritingB.HavingwrittenC.WrittenD.Beingwritten
38.Wereyouwhenyousawthatwildanimal?
A.frightB.frighteningC.frightenedD.frighten
39.Properlywithnumbers,thebookscanbeeasilyfound.
A.markedB.markC.tomarkD.marking
40.Thechildsatinthedentist'schair.
A.trembleB.tremblingC.trembledD.totrembled
41.Atthismomentthebellrang
A.announceB.announcingC.announcedD.toannounce
42.Hewalkeddownthehills,softlytohimself.
A.singB.singingC.sungD.tosing
43.Ihadtoshouttomakemyselfabovethenoise.
A.heardB.hearingC.heardD.tohear
44.Thegraduatingstudentsarebusymaterialfortheirreports.
A.collectB.tocollectC.collectedD.collecting
45.ThecarsinBeijingareasgoodasthoseinShanghai.
A.produce,produceB.produced,produced
C.produced,producingD.producing,producing
46.WhenIcamein,IsawDr.Liapatient.
A.examineB.examiningC.toexamineD.examined
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47.asatisfactoryoperation,thepatientrecoveredfromillnessveryquickly.
A.HavingbeengivenB.HavinggivenC.GivingD.Beinggiven
48.asatisfactoryoperation,thedoctorbelievedthepatientwouldrecoverfromhisillness
verysoon.
A.HavingbeengivenB.HavinggivenC.GivingD.Beinggiven
49.HewrotealettertomethathistriptoJapanhadbeenputoffbecauseofthebadweather.
A.informB.informingC.informedD.beinginformed
50.Hereadsnewspaperseverydaytokeephimself__aboutwhat'sgoingonintheworld.
A.informB.informingC.informedD.beinginformed
Ⅱ.用适当的非谓语动词形式填空
1.Shecaughtthestudent(cheatinexams.
2.WhenIgotthere,Ifoundhim(repairfarmtools.
3.WhenIgotthere,Ifoundthefarmtools.(repair
4.Justthenheheardsomeone
5.Heworkedsohardthathegothispay
6.Themissingboyswerelastseen(playneartheriver.
7.His__________(frightenexpressionmadehiswife__________(surprise.
8.Theworkershadthemachines(runallnightlongtofinishtheworkontime.
9.Peopleinthesouthhavetheirhouses(makeofbamboo.
10.(loseinthought,healmostranintothecarinfrontofhim.
Ⅲ.改写下列句子,其划线部分应改为分词短语
1.Gentlemenalwaysshakehands
2.Acoldrainwasfalling.
3.Theoldmanwalkedslowly.
4.Theground
5.Thereisatalltree
