Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
The Father and His Son
Father had a family of sons who were perpetually quarrelling among themselves. When he failed to heal their disputes by his exhortations, he determined to give them a practical illustration of the evils of disunion; and for this purpose he one day told them to bring him a bundle of sticks. When they had done so, he placed the faggot into the hands of each of them in succession, and ordered them to break it in pieces. They each tried with all their strength, and were not able to do it.
He next unclosed the faggot, and took the sticks separately, one by one, and again put them into their hands, on which they broke them easily. He then addressed them in these words: "My sons, if you are of one mind, and unite to assist each other, you will be as this faggot, uninjured by all the attempts of your enemies; but if you are divided among yourselves, you will be broken as easily as these sticks."
一位父亲有几个孩子,这些孩子时常发生口角。他丝毫没有办法来劝阻他们,只好让他们看看不合群所带来害处的例子。为了达到这个目的,有一天他叫他们替他拿一捆细柴来。当他们把柴带来时,他便先后地将那捆柴放在每一个孩子的手中,吩咐他们弄断这捆柴。他们一个个尽力去试,总是不能成功。
然后他解开那捆柴,一根根地放在他们手里,如此一来,他们便毫不费力地折断了。于是他就告诉他们说:「孩子们!如果你们大家团结一致,互相帮助,你们就像这捆柴一样,不能被你们的敌人折断;但如果你们自行,你们就将和这些散柴一般,不堪一折了。
这次回家,我姐姐生了一个小孩,叫帅琪,是我的侄子,我感到奇怪??为什么,我那么小就有3个侄子。但他是我的侄子,所以我在家里一直注意着他。
今天晚上,他要洗澡,所以我好奇的过去帮他洗澡。姐姐在床上休息,所以妈妈找来了表姐来帮他洗澡。表姐先把帅琪的衣服脱掉,然后把一个暖炉放在帅琪身旁,然后拿来毛巾将帅琪的身子擦一遍,那帅琪竟不知怎么的哭了起来,表姐不管他,就只顾着帮他擦身子,擦完身子以后,将肚脐眼上的布拿掉,我伸头一看,那个肚脐眼竟然是一个没有合拢的!!这可把我吓坏了,我问妈妈:“为什么,没有肚脐眼?”“他一出身的时候,把它剪掉了!”我听了以后问:“为什么剪掉?我小时候也这样子的?”妈妈点点头,我吓坏了,看着他那样,我妈妈:“他这样不会疼啊?”“不会疼的。”我听了,半信半疑。看着他那样,他不哭我都快哭出来了!于是我赶紧出去,以免着的哭出来!
帮小孩洗完澡以后,我看着他那样,真可爱!
哈哈!真激动,今年我才11岁,身高1米3的小孩儿,竟然在一次新年做客时当上了“叔叔”,太意外了。你们是不是不敢相信呢?那就听我细细道来。
当天,我和爸爸妈妈去小外婆家拜年。我们到了,当时座位上热闹非凡,这时我听到了奶声奶气的声音对我说道:“叔叔。”咦,谁在叫我?哦,原来是个两三岁的小妹妹啊!我一开始以为她是在和我玩,后来连妈妈都说我成为了叔叔,只能当做是“侄女”在喊了。嘿嘿,其实我这个“叔叔”也当得不赖嘛!每次她不愿意吃饭时,只要用我“超级慈爱的眼神”看着她,侄女就会乖乖地咽下一口饭去。
有时候也让我烦恼,当我正在餐桌上吃饭时,她总是故意将桌子上的零食丢在地上,让我来捡。看着满地的零食,害得我忙得不可开交,一顿饭只吃了一半,就陪她玩了。当然,我们在一起玩得可开心了,一会儿陪她玩手电筒,一会儿你追我赶的,惹得所有亲戚都哈哈大笑,都说我们俩特有缘呢!
回来以后,我问妈妈为什么小妹妹要叫我叔叔,妈妈听了,笑着回答:“侄女的奶奶和我是姐妹,那么她的爸爸就是你的哥哥,如此你不就是她的叔叔了吗?”我听了恍然大悟。
此时此刻很感谢侄女,因为是她给我了那么多的惊喜。在这里我隆重地说:“谢谢!”
哈哈!我当叔叔啦!怎么说呢?我堂嫂生了一个小男孩。
我第一次见我的小侄子是在医院。他的个头非常小,手紧紧握成拳头状,仔细瞧,长得还没有我鼻子大,眼睛像黑珍珠一般水灵灵的。他一看到陌生人都哇哇大哭,还真的生疏。每次一闹,堂嫂马上边哄他,边逗他乐;每次一逗,小侄子便咧开红润润的嘴巴甜甜地笑着,十分可爱。这时我总是忍不住伸手摸摸他那粉粉嘟嘟的圆脸,可这小家伙竟然不领情-----哇地一声哭了。我一慌,忙不停地哄他,可他反而哭得越来越大声,而且是没完没了。我吓得不敢靠前,生怕他哭得嘶声竭底。旁边的堂嫂忙说:“宝宝,乖乖,不哭不哭……”
真怪!小侄子一听到堂嫂的声音,竟唰地停止了哭声,瞧,这小家伙竟在堂嫂优美的催眠曲中睡着了,还不住的咂咂嘴呢!看这小家伙甜甜的酣睡样,妈妈小声对我说:“我们该回家吃饭了。”在一番告别之后,我们回家了。
回家的路上,我一直在想,要是他知道我那么小就当他叔叔,会不会吃惊呢?还有……
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