亲爱的小主人:
作为一个被你如此冤枉的对象,我竟然还能心平气和地给你回信,我真是肚大能容啊!好了,回归正题。
我要反驳的有两点:
第一,我并不是有意要成为一个大胃王的。谁叫你们老师天天布置那么多作业呢?语文数学英语也就罢了,就连生活老师、自然老师也时不时的插一脚,打着让你们增加生活实践经历的大旗,实则让你们写感悟、写报告。我都怀疑是不是你们语文老师和他们串通好了。每天那么多的作业,你不背回来怎么办?我不大一点你怎么把它们都装回家?
第二,不是我要压着你,而是你自己不知道精简。你说你,带两支笔不就够用了,你干吗天天尺子橡皮卷笔刀、钢笔铅笔圆珠笔的统统往我肚子里装啊?你那跟砖头一样的字典,你几天才用上一回啊?用得着天天拿来撑我吗?人家小朋友都带一条轻盈的手帕,而你呢?一大卷纸巾啊!还有湿巾,压缩纸巾!我觉得你不是跟我过不去,而是跟自己过不去。
好了,看完了这些,我也该吐出肚子里的那些东西,睡一个无物一身轻的好觉了。主人,see u!
哦呵,听完雪儿的讲述我就无语了。原因其实很简单:吃过午饭后她妈妈让她刷锅洗碗,意在锻炼她的做家务能力,雪儿也相信自己可以做好。可毕竟万事开头不顺利嘛。虽然筷子,碗都被雪儿洗的洁白如新,可在洗盘子时,雪儿一个不小心,让盘子的性命就此终结了。
雪儿妈妈闻讯而来,还没等她开口,雪儿就连忙解释道:“我本来把它放好在盆中的,它不知道为什么就翻下来了。”“哦,女儿,照你这么说,这世上有鬼?有神?”“不,不可能的`。但我确定我是放好它的,是它自己掉下来的。”雪儿连忙解释,脸上写满了慌乱,“呵呵,难道这盘子它长翅膀了?它自己飞下来的?”“我看不错,它一定是长翅膀了。”
雪儿还在抱怨。我思考了一会儿,果断地打断她的话,“雪儿,你真奇怪,你宁愿相信虚有的事物,也不愿意面对事实。”说完我转身就走。雪儿连忙追上来:“你,你的话是什么意思?”我严肃地教导她:“雪儿,无论是什么样的错事,你都应该学会正确地面对它,并且反省自己,而不是选择逃避或者移祸于他人,对于不敢或不愿正视自己错误的人,就不会明白自己错在哪里,只会一错再错,直到失去正确的机会。到那时,不就什么都晚了吗?”雪儿这时才恍然大悟,“子玉,谢谢你,我真幸运,有你这么好的朋友教育我。那我现在就回家,去向我妈妈道歉!”说完,雪儿就一溜烟跑回家去了。看着正在坠落的夕阳,我突然感觉到了“夕阳无限好”的美丽意境。
To: Andy ~ From: Tricia
Dear Andy,
Now, I know we have not gotten to really know each other all that long and there is a little bit of an age difference between us, but I do really like you. You are a very special guy. There is so much about you I see that I know most girls don't see. They are all looking at you for your body. But Honey, I am telling you, that is not what I am doing. There is so much more to you than that. I have liked you for a very long time now but just never had the guts to say it to you. Well, that has all changed now. I am going all out and I am going to say it all. I really care a lot about you, and I would like to be a lot more then just friends. You mean so much to me. I mean, just seeing your cute little smile when I am having a bad day just makes the day seem not too dim. Or just to have you give me a hug makes me all warm and tingly inside. Just to see your smiling face brightens my darkest day. So, Hon, what do you say, would you like to give it a go?
Love Always,
Whinny
To:安迪:特里西娅
亲爱的安迪,
现在,我知道我们还没有真正了解对方,长期的,有我们的年龄相差一点点,但我真的很喜欢你。你是一个很特别的家伙。有这么多的了解你,我知道,我知道大多数女孩没有看到。他们都在看着你,你的身体。但是,亲爱的,我告诉你,那不是我在做什么。有这么多,你比。我也很喜欢你很长一段时间,但现在只是从来没有胆量说给你。好了,现在一切都改变了。我全力以赴,我会说这一切。我真的很在乎了很多关于你,我想了很多只是朋友。你的意思是我这么多。我的意思是,只看到你可爱的笑容时,我有一个糟糕的一天,只是让这一天似乎不是太暗。或者只是你给我一个拥抱,让我所有的热情和刺痛感里面。刚看到你的笑脸,照亮了我最黑暗的一天。因此,汉,你说什么,你想给它一个去?
永远爱你,
萧萧
I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.
不打你,不骂你,专用感情折磨你!
If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I willadvice that you marry me!
假如你想要一个可爱的baby,假如你还为这事犹豫,那我给你提很好的建议——嫁给我吧!
My family name is “I”, first name is “love you”, and surname is “miss you”; mycognomen is ”understand you”, appellation is ”feel badly about you”, epithet is“think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”. You cancall me I kiss you.
本人姓我!名爱你!字想你!大名叫懂你!芳名叫疼你!乳名叫念你!书名叫梦你!外号叫追你!你可以叫我吻你。
推荐指数:☆☆☆绝***秘笈:看似平凡,却具有让感情沦陷的***伤力,而且越往后看越令人小鹿乱撞,果然功夫了得!
风险后果:除非真的有把握对方爱你,否则不要轻易尝试这种方式,不然可能会得到反效果。
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