关于幽默和生活的英语作文【一】
I like elephants. They are very gentle and they can walk quietly and help people move heavy things.
Elephants are the biggest animals on the land.They are big and strong.They have big ears and trunks. It weights some ninety kilograms and is about one metre high when born. When it is 12 years old, it is over three meters high and does not grow any more. Elephants are usually grey in color. They usually live in groups and care for each other.
We should protect elephants . They are the friends of ours.
关于幽默和生活的英语作文【二】
Children's finally here, it is our holiday, but imagine the children also accompanied by together, everybody is more excited.
Children on this day, white clouds float over the blue sky, the children also have made a hot air balloon, they sit together on yourself a hot-air balloon, extremely happy! Balloon flying high, and finally flew to the sky, the children are in the sky holiday, the children sit on clouds, umpa jump, like a frisky little monkey.
Playing children, suddenly to rain cats and dogs, the children of the balloon has stalled, baiyun sister swept away by the wind, the children fell into despair. Is a time of crisis, a group of dragonflies sister and sister flew caught the children, and the safety of the children to the ground.
On the ground, only butterflies woven into a rainbow "lei", the children wear a wreath, some like a fairy, some like a warrior.
Play tired, the children fell asleep between full of fragrance of flowers.
Children's good play my imagination, to one day be able to live in such a children's day.
关于幽默和生活的英语作文【三】
童年是一幅画，孩提时代的纯真爱动把我的童年映照的绚丽多彩。绚丽多彩的儿时当然免不了很多有趣的事，在其中有一件，我迄今还清晰地还记得。
我儿时非常喜爱看神话片，尤其是《聊斋》。
有一次，父母因临时性急事，需晚点回家，姥姥也没有，我想：这下可惨了，我多么的想让父母留下陪着我呀。可唉！只能认命了。
夜里，四处静悄悄的，仿佛全球只剩余我一个人了一样。我内心简直十五个吊桶打水七上八下。总算挨来到入睡的時间，正要熄灯，忽然听到了得哒、得哒的声音。这可将我吓傻了，我一下子坐了起來，准备出来看一下。可正当性我走到门口的情况下，那怪声音又响了起來，并且比刚刚的声音还大。我被他吓得从此害怕开关门了，一下子钻到被窝里。我用被子牢牢地地遮住，脑中又回想到《聊斋》中这些三头六臂、吐着长舌头的妖怪。一想起这种，我害怕的心理状态又加剧了，果断一把把被子蒙住头，口中还不断的嘀咕：千万不要吃我，千万不要吃我。
过去了一会，沒有动静，又过去了一会，也還是沒有一切动静，这下可将我惹急了，想着：是福不是祸，是祸躲不过。谁怕谁呀。我一口气取下了蒙上头的褥子，拿了一根大棒，壮着勇气把手打开，接着就是一阵狂打。可我睁开眼睛一看，一片空白。但那类怪声音是哪里来的呢？我循声放眼望去，原来是自来水龙头没相关好，滴在蓄水池里传出的声音，原先仅仅虚惊一场啊，我大舒了一口气。
这全世界本沒有鬼，而这些说白了的鬼却来源于你心里。
关于幽默和生活的英语作文【四】
Father had a family of sons who were perpetually quarrelling among themselves. When he failed to heal their disputes by his exhortations, he determined to give them a practical illustration of the evils of disunion; and for this purpose he one day told them to bring him a bundle of sticks. When they had done so, he placed the faggot into the hands of each of them in succession, and ordered them to break it in pieces. They each tried with all their strength, and were not able to do it.
He next unclosed the faggot, and took the sticks separately, one by one, and again put them into their hands, on which they broke them easily. He then
addressed them in these words: "My sons, if you are of one mind, and unite to assist each other, you will be as this faggot, uninjured by all the attempts of your enemies; but if you are divided among yourselves, you will be broken as easily as these sticks."
关于幽默和生活的英语作文【五】
童年的时候，我做了很多有趣的事情，尤其是我读幼儿园时，每个星期六就是玩游戏。
有一次，老师教我们玩分组游戏，我们组先上。游戏结束了，我开心地跑回自己的座位，看也没看就一屁股坐了下去，只听“咚”的一声，我摔到了地上，原来我的椅子不知什么时候给人拿走了，我又气又急，又迷惑不解：椅子去哪儿了呢？我扭来扭去地看，却没找到椅子。这时另一组同学正在讲台上玩游戏，大家的眼睛全盯着他们看。我看到邻组的王红在台上玩游戏，她的椅子空着，我就偷偷地把她的椅子搬了过来，坐了下来。
不久，游戏结束了，王红兴冲冲地回到座位。我偷偷地注视着她，只见她也和我一样，看也不看就一屁股坐了下去，还摔了个四脚朝天。“哈……”我刚笑出声来，又赶紧忍住了，心想：千万别让她发现是我拿了她的椅子啊！我赶紧坐正身子，一本正经看着讲台，不敢朝她张望了。
谁知不久她却和李小平吵了起来，原来她怀疑是李小平拿了她的椅子，因为之前李小平的椅子断了一条腿，李小平就在那站着，等老师换椅子。听着她们吵来吵去，我这才弄清楚，原来我的椅子是被李小平拿去了，害我们各摔一跤的人是李小平，这真让人哭笑不得。后来，我们三个都被老师批评了一顿。可我想着我和王小红摔跤的样子，却笑了起来，后来大家都笑了，老师也没说什么了。
童年的这些事，现在回想起来还让我忍不住笑。
关于幽默和生活的英语作文【六】
每当看到那部剃须刀，七彩的童年生活犹如放电影般呈现在了我的脑海中，久久挥之不去。
那年我才四岁，有一天我去姥爷家，看着家中柜上面各种各样的摆设品，强烈的好奇心驱使我不住地摸摸这儿，玩玩那儿。忽然老爷手中的一个黑盒子”吸引了我的注意力，他长得并不好看。却能发出嗡嗡的声音。姥爷拿着它在嘴边蹭来蹭去，一副悠闲自得的样子，那感觉简直像腾云驾雾的活神仙。而站在一旁的我早就看得心痒痒了，眼睛直直地盯着黑盒子，恨不得马上就体验一下那感觉。好不容易等到姥爷出去，我立刻一个箭步冲上去。拿起黑盒子”，随手按了一个按钮，那玩意儿立刻不停的震动起来，犹如蜜蜂采蜜般嗡嗡地叫起来，真好听。我尝试着慢慢用它在脸上蹭来蹭去，啊！那感觉仿佛把整个脸都埋进了棉花里，皮肤都跟着不停颤动，舒服极了。这时姥爷回来了，他神情怪异地盯着我看，忽然缓缓地问：你的眉毛哪儿去了？”我闻声大惊，急忙拿起镜子一瞧，嘿，果真我的眉毛竟不翼而飞啦！我吓得哇哇大哭起来，姥爷却忍不住哈哈大笑。这时我又瞅见了镜中那个狼狈不堪的我，又不禁破涕而笑。
冰心曾说过，童年是梦中的真，是真中的梦，是回忆时含泪的微笑，这句话是多么贴切啊。
关于幽默和生活的英语作文【七】
随着时光的流逝，我那既天真又有趣的童年也悄悄地走开了。然而充满童趣的一幕幕已在我记忆的脑海里定格着。
记得那是我6岁的时候，我看见妈妈买回来一大袋的香瓜子。当妈妈放下袋子的时候，我便像离弦的箭一样跑到袋子的前面，把袋子撕地七零八落，取出了一包香瓜子。当我吃着香喷喷的瓜子时，不禁问妈妈：“妈妈，这些这么香的瓜子从哪儿得到的呢？”妈妈耐心地对我说：“这些瓜子是由向日葵那里得来的，只要种下一颗花籽，就能种出许多美味的香瓜子。”我听着听着就流下了口水，脑海中并想出了一个计划。
我把一包香瓜子全种在地里，浇了许多桶水。可是一个星期过去了，也还没看见香瓜子长出来。我急得像热锅上的蚂蚁。于是，我就把香瓜子全挖了出来。挖出来一看，香瓜子不但没有长出鲜嫩的小花苗，反而上面还有许多小蚯蚓。我就把这件奇怪的事告诉了全家人，家人们笑得前仰后翻，我不知道怎么回事，就带着疑惑的心情问妈妈：“妈妈，大家为什么要笑啊？”妈妈笑着说：“儿子，你拿煮熟的香瓜子去种，当然种不出向日葵，只有生的香瓜子才能种出向日葵，不信你就试一试。”在妈妈的帮助下，我种的向日葵终于长出了小花苗。
这件事，虽然已经过去了很久，但是这件童年趣事像天边的一颗璀璨的星星，永远留在我心中的星空上。
