关于错误英语作文【一】
我的童年是多姿多彩的，有喜，有怒，有哀有乐，那些事情有时很可笑，有时又很无奈。
我的小时候，什么都不知道，主要是哭，学会走路的时候乱跑，到早教班也是玩儿，好不容易学会了一个“大"字，还是我哥教会我的。我小时候还经常逃课，逃午睡，躲到男厕所里不出来，由于大部分老师都是女性，所以我们总能逃过午睡。现在想想，我都不知道那些时间我是怎么耗过去的。
有次，妈妈因为当时的我还够不着马桶，就给我买了个尿盆回来，绿色的还泛着点黄色，刚拿回来的时候我还不知道这是干什么用的，好奇的这边瞧瞧那边看看，端详了一阵后，举起了尿盆，妈妈不知道我又在搞什么怪也只是看着我不为所动。只见我”咣“的一下把尿盆我的头上，当帽子戴了！我那时候头还很小，如果按我现在的头围把尿盆往头上扣，应该像个西瓜太郎，但像我原来那么小的头，尿盆往上一放把脸也给盖住了，成了四不像，妈妈看见了”扑哧“笑出了声，看不下去了，过来纠正了我，我乖乖的往里面撒尿，尿完之后把尿到了又扣在了头上，一点儿也不长记性。
我童年的事，常常有一些滑稽的举动，但是在家长看来它是可爱的，在现在的我看来是可笑的，我一些早教班的老师对我的逃课现象当然是可气的。
小时候的我就是这样：可爱，可笑又可气。
关于错误英语作文【二】
童年，就像一个五彩斑斓的盒子，装满了我小时候天真烂漫的故事，装满了我幼稚可爱的快乐。虽然我儿时发生过的每一件事，不是什么新鲜的事儿，但是我依然记忆犹新。现在，我把这盒子里最晶莹剔透的珍珠拿给你们看。
我小的时候，最喜欢吃糖果，如棒棒糖、饼干和巧克力等，但是妈妈却不让我多吃，因为怕我蛀牙和口腔溃疡，所以我很少吃到糖。有一次，当我吃着幼儿园老师给的糖果时，我突然想出了一个好主意：把每次吃剩的一些饼干和巧克力装到一个小盒子里，日积月累，到明年一定有满满一盒子的糖果吃了。说干就干，一个星期后我积累了两块饼干和一颗糖，我看了心里很高兴。不知过了多长时间，我积累了满满一盒子糖果。
有一天夜里，我感到肚子咕咕地叫，我很想吃糖，于是，我悄悄地把我珍藏的“宝贝”拿出来，小心翼翼地打开盒盖，往里边瞧了瞧，我看到饼干上有一点一点的黑点，心想：“咦，饼干脏了，我给它洗个澡吧！”我在饼干上面加了几滴水，再关上盒盖，然后拿起盒子上下轻轻摇一摇，再左右轻轻晃一晃，我要把饼干洗得干干净净。我又打开盒盖，突然，一股又酸又臭的味道扑鼻而来，真难闻！为什么会这样呢？我正纳闷，不知什么时候，妈妈发现我神神秘秘的，就奇怪地问我：“孩子，你怎么还不去睡觉？”我把事情的来龙去脉一五一十地告诉妈妈，妈妈听了哈哈大笑，告诉我：“傻孩子，‘黑点’说明饼干发霉了。食物都有保质期，如果过了规定的时间就不能再吃了。你以后可不要做这种傻事了。”我听了妈妈的话，恍然大悟。
看了我的童年趣事，你是不是觉得很有趣呢？如今我一想起童年做过的那些“傻事”，就会情不自禁地笑个不停。快乐的童年，令我难忘。
关于错误英语作文【三】
童年的时候，我做了很多有趣的事情，尤其是我读幼儿园时，每个星期六就是玩游戏。
有一次，老师教我们玩分组游戏，我们组先上。游戏结束了，我开心地跑回自己的座位，看也没看就一屁股坐了下去，只听“咚”的一声，我摔到了地上，原来我的椅子不知什么时候给人拿走了，我又气又急，又迷惑不解：椅子去哪儿了呢？我扭来扭去地看，却没找到椅子。这时另一组同学正在讲台上玩游戏，大家的眼睛全盯着他们看。我看到邻组的王红在台上玩游戏，她的椅子空着，我就偷偷地把她的椅子搬了过来，坐了下来。
不久，游戏结束了，王红兴冲冲地回到座位。我偷偷地注视着她，只见她也和我一样，看也不看就一屁股坐了下去，还摔了个四脚朝天。“哈……”我刚笑出声来，又赶紧忍住了，心想：千万别让她发现是我拿了她的椅子啊！我赶紧坐正身子，一本正经看着讲台，不敢朝她张望了。
谁知不久她却和李小平吵了起来，原来她怀疑是李小平拿了她的椅子，因为之前李小平的椅子断了一条腿，李小平就在那站着，等老师换椅子。听着她们吵来吵去，我这才弄清楚，原来我的椅子是被李小平拿去了，害我们各摔一跤的人是李小平，这真让人哭笑不得。后来，我们三个都被老师批评了一顿。可我想着我和王小红摔跤的样子，却笑了起来，后来大家都笑了，老师也没说什么了。
童年的这些事，现在回想起来还让我忍不住笑。
关于错误英语作文【四】
网课，是疫情时美丽的流行；关怀，是生活中永恒的经典。——题记
E-learning is a beautiful epidemic in the epidemic; caring is an eternal classic in life. ——Inscription
疫情的肆虐使今年的寒假出奇地漫长。为了让我们“停课不停学”，老师们都摇身变成了“主播”或线上“客服”。一时间，网课成了美丽的流行，而老师们隔空的帮助让学生觉得这个寒假不太冷。
This years winter vacation is surprisingly long because of the epidemic. In order to let us "stop classes and never stop learning", teachers have become "anchor" or "customer service" online. For a while, online classes became a beautiful fashion, and the teachers help in the gap made students feel that this winter vacation was not too cold.
网课之初，我们学生大部分还可以管控好自己。可“路遥知马力，日久见人心”，有些同学渐渐显示出了本色，私底下约定时间玩游戏、跟同学聊天，甚至忘记了上网课。可是你们知道吗，老师为了让我们“不停学”，费尽了心血。
At the beginning of online classes, most of our students were able to control themselves. However, some students have gradually shown their true colors. They have privately arranged time to play games, chat with their classmates, and even forget about online classes. But did you know that the teacher made great efforts to keep us going.
就说我们班的黄老师吧，每天傍晚，都要为我们准备第二天的所有学习任务清单。老师要先把视频课看一遍，如果效果不好，又会继续搜寻，一定要寻找到最好的学习资源，争取不给学生留下一丝漏洞和不好的体验。
Lets say that Mr. Huang in our class prepares a list of all the learning tasks for us every evening. The teacher should watch the video lesson first. If the effect is not good, he will continue to search. He must find the best learning resources to avoid leaving any loopholes and bad experience for the students.
接着随时监督学生的作业完成情况，那一份份电子作业发出去，每一次都收到写55份作业图片。是图片啊，你能想象得到，老师在屏幕上认真批改每个同学作业的情景吗？不仅有勾画圈点，还有批语呀。张同学哪个字写错了，李同学这个句子不通顺，王同学的字迹太潦草……老师都会一一批注，还经常出现鼓励性语言，为同学们加油，而且几乎不重复。
Then monitor the completion of the students homework at any time. When the electronic homework is sent out, 55 pictures of the homework are received each time. Its a picture. Can you imagine that the teacher carefully corrects each students homework on the screen? There are not only sketching circles, but also comments. Whats wrong with Zhang? Lis sentence is not smooth. Wangs handwriting is too scrawly Teachers will annotate one by one, and often use encouraging language to cheer students on, and almost no repetition.
那次小朱同学忘提交作业了，老师便马上用短信提醒，收到作业图片后，又马上批改，并督促订正。面对作业质量差、态度不认真的同学，老师还会进行电话家访。老师还会在百忙之中抽时间解答学生的疑问呢！
That time, Zhu forgot to submit his homework. The teacher immediately reminded him with a text message. After receiving the pictures, he immediately corrected them and urged them to correct them. In the face of the students with poor quality and not serious attitude, the teacher will also make a telephone home visit. The teacher will take time out of his busy schedule to answer the students questions!
那一次，我在学习文言文《掩耳盗铃》时遇到了困惑，便发了一条信息咨询老师。知道老师很忙，根本没指望老师马上能回复。可出乎意料，不到一分钟，竟然收到了老师的回复，回复中不仅有文字，还有查证的图片，最后还附上一段让我信心满怀的鼓励性话语：很高兴你能这么积极主动地钻研，老师为你的发现和大胆质疑叫好。以后学习上遇到有分歧的问题，不要迷信权威，只管大胆求证。为你的探究精神点赞！
That time, when I was learning the classical Chinese "hiding my ears and stealing the bell", I met with confusion and sent an information consultation to the teacher. Knowing that the teacher is very busy, I didnt expect the teacher to reply immediately. But unexpectedly, I received the teachers reply in less than a minute. There were not only words but also verified pictures in the reply. At the end of the reply, I also attached a piece of encouraging words that made me confident and full of confidence: Im glad that you can study so actively, and the teacher applauds your discovery and bold query. In the future, if you encounter different problems in your study, dont believe in authority, just dare to prove it. Praise your spirit of inquiry!
我不知道这次疫情还有多久才能结束，但网课却给我们的学习增添了新时代的快乐，已成为我成长中遇到的最美丽的流行；老师的付出和大爱，让我们的心通过互联网这根神秘的丝线，紧紧地联系在一起，那无微不至的关怀，已成为我生活中永恒的经典。
I dont know how long it will take for the epidemic to end, but online classes have added a new era of happiness to our learning, which has become the most beautiful fashion I have ever met in my growth. The teachers efforts and love have made our hearts closely linked through the mysterious thread of the Internet. That meticulous care has become an eternal classic in my life.
