初二关于笑话的英语作文【一】
在我的脑海里，有许多记忆珍珠：红色代表开心、蓝色代表难过、黄色代表童年、黑色代表委屈……今天，我又打开了脑海，捧起一颗黄珍珠，一瞬间，我好像又回到了那一天……
那一天下午，爸爸妈妈出去到楼下的超市给我买吃的去了，临走前，妈妈对我说：“如果有事给我们打电话；还有，有人敲门不要开。”我点了点头，便开始拼积木。
我正拼得起劲，突然看见地上有一个黑色的东西，吓得我跳起来就退，可是它紧紧地跟着我。我心想：“这是啥呀？黑不溜秋的，还会追人！它一定是个鬼，我要摆脱他！”于我连滚带爬地跑到了厨房。
这时我看见了一个筐子，便顺手盖了上去。哈！它出不来了。我得意地走起来了，还对它做鬼脸。可是，他竟然出来了，并且筐子也没有动。这可吓了我一大跳，心想：“啊！这个鬼还会穿墙术，我好像打不过他。”我想甩掉它，晕头转脑地跑到了客厅。偶然看到了电话，想起向妈妈求救，马上拨通了电话，带着哭腔向妈妈喊道：“妈妈快来救我，有个鬼要吃掉我！”这时，我看不见了“鬼”，以为它已经走了，就长舒了一口气。这时，妈妈赶回来了。我一回头，又看见了它，吓得一屁股坐在了地上，妈妈问我：“儿子，鬼在哪？”我用颤抖着的手指着它：“那不就是吗！”妈妈见我手指着影子，一头雾水，当她明白是怎么一回事后，大笑起来。我差点就哭出来了：“人家就要被鬼吃掉了，你还笑！”妈妈勉强止住笑对我说：“傻孩子，那是影子。”经过妈妈半天的解释，我才明白那是影子。
轻轻关上我的记忆脑海，我的回忆也戛然而止。
初二关于笑话的英语作文【二】
今年的寒假是个不平凡的寒假。由于新型冠状病毒，开学时间延迟。为了保证教学工作的正常进行，学校开展了网络课程。今天是网上教学的第四天，同学们都慢慢适应了这种新颖的教学方法，也没有因为老师的监督而松懈了自己的学习，在课上积极回答老师的问题，认真听讲，课后也按时完成自己的作业。而成为“主播”的老师们轮流完成各门学科的'授课，上课很积极，课件准备的很用心，知识点也总结的很到位。我感觉这次网上教学的方法，即能保护同学和老师的安全，又能进一步激发同学们学习的兴趣，从而提高学习的效率。
This years winter vacation is an extraordinary one. Due to the novel coronavirus, the school hours are delayed. In order to ensure the normal progress of teaching, the school launched the network course. Today is the fourth day of online teaching. The students have gradually adapted to this new teaching method, and have not slackened their study due to the supervision of the teacher. They actively answer the teachers questions in class, listen carefully, and finish their homework on time after class. The teachers who become the "anchor" take turns to complete the teaching of various subjects. They are very active in class, attentive in courseware preparation and in place in knowledge summary. I feel that this online teaching method can not only protect the safety of students and teachers, but also further stimulate students interest in learning, so as to improve the efficiency of learning.
2020年春节，一场新型冠状病毒引发的肺炎疫情笼罩了中华大地。人们开始足不出户，生活变得压抑起来。在这样的背景下，教育部发布通知“停课不停学”，正式开辟了一种崭新的学习方式，网上授课。
A novel coronavirus epidemic caused by pneumonia in 2020 was enveloped in China. People began to stay indoors and life became oppressive. In this context, the Ministry of Education issued a notice of "no suspension of classes", officially opening up a new way of learning, online teaching.
每天在钉钉直播群里上课，我认为这种教学方式变得生动活泼，我的学习兴趣也提升了许多。老师们每节课在直播间里以课件的形式向我们授课，整节课的知识框架变得清晰明朗了起来，这是十分有利于我们接受并消化东西的。
Every day in nail live group classes, I think this teaching method has become lively, my interest in learning has also increased a lot. Teachers teach each lesson to us in the form of courseware in the live room. The knowledge framework of the whole lesson becomes clear and clear, which is very conducive to our acceptance and digestion.
其次，就是这种方式突破了原有的教学模式。在学校是每一个学科只有一个老师授课，但在网上授课则是许多不同的老师担任我们的任课老师，使我们能充分了解到不同老师的教学风格和特点，进而可以得知自己感兴趣的教学方式。
Secondly, this way has broken through the original teaching mode. In school, there is only one teacher for each subject, but in online teaching, many different teachers are our teachers, so that we can fully understand the teaching styles and characteristics of different teachers, and then we can know the teaching methods we are interested in.
再者，在网上授课时，每个老师一天只需上一节课或两节课，这就为老师们挤出了充足的时间为同学们批改作业及写评语，可以使同学们了解到自己作业的不足和突出的地方，之后就知道我们可以向哪一个方向努力。
Moreover, in online teaching, each teacher only needs to have one or two classes a day, which makes the teachers have enough time to grade and write comments for the students, so that the students can understand the shortcomings and highlights of their own work, and then know which direction we can work in.
总而言之，我们在这足不出户的冬日勃发着学习的兴趣。“冬天来了，春天还会远吗?”我相信，只要我们认真进行网上学习，永远保持着学习的自信，总有一缕阳光，会突破疫情的阴霾，带来温暖的春天。待到春暖花开时，我们再聚校园。
All in all, we are interested in learning in this winter. "If winter comes, will spring be far behind?" I believe that as long as we carefully carry out online learning and always maintain our confidence in learning, there will always be a ray of sunshine, which will break through the haze of the epidemic and bring warm spring. When spring comes, we will get together on campus.
初二关于笑话的英语作文【三】
Elephants are the biggest animals on the land.They are big and srong.They have big ears and trunks.They can walk quietly and help people move heavy things. They are very friendly,kind and always live together.But the number of elephants reduces.People kill elephants for their ivories.We must take action to protect them or else they will extinct from the world.
初二关于笑话的英语作文【四】
童年，是五颜六色的。今晚，我们走进小菜叔叔的童年，听他的趣事。
小菜叔叔露出洁白的牙齿，笑眯眯地说起一岁时的故事。他讲的时而快时而慢，还一边做着风趣幽默的动作，有时把手举得老高，有时掐住自己的脸，有时走来走去像回忆什么，搞得大家哭笑不得。
在他讲述完趣事，还让我猜故事名。有的.同学不假思索地举起手，小菜叔叔却在黑板上写了3个字—30法则（思考30秒后再举手），大家只好把手放下来，个个绞尽脑汁认真思考起来。30秒一到，同学们争先恐后地举起手来抢答，“瀑布”、“反击”、“改诗”……，答案许许多多，可小菜叔叔都说是错的，回去再好好想想。
因为时间的关系，所以从一岁，直接连跳到七岁了。这次他想听听同学们七岁的趣事，大概是有些同学胆怯，或者一时想不起什么趣事，所以举手的人很少。见此情景，他说：“想要学习好，就要当小老师。”这话一出，空中立刻出现了密密麻麻的小手。同学们各自讲说了童年发生的趣事，终于轮到小菜叔叔讲了，好奇的我一直在想：什么事情是他七岁时最深刻的呢？是不是和我一样？结果他记忆犹新的是面试，他讲的绘声绘色加上夸张的动作，让所有的同学听得都入了迷。
调皮的时间总是喜欢出来捣蛋，一转眼，就结束了，好想和大家一一分享太多的童年，因为它总是将不完！
初二关于笑话的英语作文【五】
Elephants are the biggest animals on land. They have long noses, and we call the noses trunks. Elephants use their trunks to get food and put the food into their mouths. Elephants have very long and strong teeth. and we call the teeth tusks.
People in some countries teach elephants how to work for man. Elephants use their trunks and tusks to pull trees along and lift heavy logs.
Most of the children like elephants, because they think elephants are kind and friendly.
初二关于笑话的英语作文【六】
我的童年有许多趣事，每一件事都像一个果子。有些果子已经掉落了，唯有一个果子又红又大，一直挂在树上。今天，我就把它摘下来，让大家尝尝。
小时候，妈妈经常带我去姥姥家。姥姥的邻居家有一条非常凶猛的狗，每次路过他家门口时，它总是冲着我们凶狠地叫几声。这一次，哥哥带我出去玩的时候，没有听到狗叫声，我感到很奇怪。我悄悄地来到邻居家门口，趴在门缝里一看，哈哈哈，它被主人拴在柱子上了。我一阵狂喜：看你平时凶巴巴的样子，这回看看我的厉害吧。
我转身去商店买了一盒划炮，跑回来，轻轻地把门推开，点着一个扔在它院子里。它以为我给它什么好吃的，乐颠颠地跑了过来，刚跑到划炮跟前，只听“砰”一声响，它“嗷”的一声哀叫，向后退了几步，掉头飞快地跑回了狗窝。看它狼狈的样子，我得意地笑出了声。我还不过瘾，大胆地往前走了走，又点了一个划炮扔在窝前。它聪明了许多，蹲在窝里不敢上前，嘴里“哼”“哼”地叫着，好像在说：“别再惹我了，别再惹我了。”
看见狗那可怜的样子，我起了恻隐之心，又一想起平时它那凶狠的样子，我又一次拿起了划炮点着。我连续扔了好几个，越扔越过瘾，干脆把剩下的全都点着扔进窝里。噼里啪啦的响声把狗吓坏了，它被激怒了，一下子从狗窝里蹿出来。使劲地挣绳子，边挣边狂叫。我没有发现危险的来临，还拿手里的空盒子逗狗呢。哥哥见势不妙，拉起我就跑。在我们刚刚关上门的时候，狗已经挣脱绳子冲到了姥姥家的门口，锋利的爪子把门挠得“咯哧”“咯哧”响。只差一步，太悬了，吓得我出了一身冷汗。
这件事过去很多年了，可这只果子的味道一直在我心里不时地品味，从那时起，我再也不去招惹狗了。
