搞笑的英语故事作文【一】
从前有个人叫张三，喜欢自作聪明。他积攒了三百两银子，心里很高兴，但是他也很苦恼，怕这么多钱被别人偷走，不知道存放在哪里才安全。
带在身上吧，很不方便，容易让小偷察觉;放在抽屉里吧，觉得不妥当，也容易被小偷偷去，反正放在哪里都不方便。他捧着银子，冥思苦想了半天，想来想去，最后终于想出了自认为最好 的方法。张三趁黑夜，在自家房后，墙角下挖了一个坑，悄悄把银子埋在里面。埋好后，他还是不放心，害怕别人怀疑这里埋了银子。
他又想了想，终于又想出 了一个办法。他回屋，在一张白纸上写上“此地无银三百两”七个大字。然后，出去贴在坑边的`墙上。他感到这样是很安全的了，便回屋睡觉了。张三一整天心神不定的样子，早已经被邻居王二注意到了，晚上又听到 屋外有挖坑的声音，感到十分奇怪。
就在张三回屋睡觉时，王二去了屋后，借月光，看到墙角上贴着纸条，写着"此地无银三百两"七个大字。王二一切都明白了。他轻手轻脚把银子挖出来后，再把坑填好。 王二回到自己的家里，见到眼前的白花花的银子高兴极了，但又害怕了起来。他一想，如果明天张三发现银子丢了，怀疑是我怎么办?于是，他也 灵机一动，自作聪明地拿起笔，在纸上写到“隔壁王二不曾偷”七个大字，也贴在 坑边的墙角上。
〔注〕：后来人们根据这个民间故事，把这句话“此地无银三百两，隔壁王二不曾偷”当作一个成语，用来比喻自作聪明，想要隐瞒，掩饰所***事情，结果反而更加暴露明显了。这句成语，被简化为“此地无银”了。 “此地无银三百两”，本来的意思就是这个地方没有三百两银子。后来人们用这个成语比喻由于做事愚蠢，想隐瞒的事情反而被彻底暴露。
搞笑的英语故事作文【二】
??姑娘故事的英语作文Once upon a time there was a poor girl, her name is called the degree of fairy rilla. Her stepmother and two sisters is very bad for her, often bullied her.
One day, the king girl sent invitation letter to the nation, invited all the girls to the party, he is the prince looking for gold. Cinderella's two sisters also received the invitation. Cinderella's invitation by my sisters, also don't have beautiful clothes to wear, she didn't go to the ball, and at this time, a fairy came to, she turn into a lot of beautiful dress, and gave her a carriage, she told Cinderella, "twelve o 'clock at night be sure to come back, everything will be restored to the same!" Cinderella excited nods. The prince asked Cinderella to dance, the prince's falling in love with Cinderella, the clock struck twelve times, Cinderella ran away.
Left a slipper. The prince finds Cinderella, and live a happy life with her.Two bad sister and stepmother were angry. Cinderella's kindness to get a huge return.
搞笑的英语故事作文【三】
Jack is a little goose. He has a lovely hat. He likes wearing it very much. But when he sits, his hat can’t stay on his head.
杰克是一只小鹅。它有一顶可爱的帽子，他非常喜欢戴它。当它坐着时，他的帽子总是戴着头上。
He puts his hat down and begins to play game with the hat. When he gets tired of the game, things are not the same.
它脱下它的帽子并开始用帽子玩游戏。当它玩累时，事情就不是那样了。
He can’t find his hat. Where is it? Jack thinks hard. He looks up and down, and walks here and there. He can’t find his hat yet.
它没有找到他的帽子。它在哪里?杰克仔细想。它上下看了看，到处找了找，还是没有找到它的帽子。
At this time, his mother comes in. As soon as she sees Jack, she cries, “Oh, my dear! Don’t be foolish. Your hat is on your head.”
这时，它的母亲走进来，当她看到杰克就喊道：“啊!亲爱的.，你真笨，帽子在你的头上。”
Jack feels very foolish. He doesn’t want to wear his hat on his head.
杰克感到自己很愚蠢。它不想戴那顶帽子了。
学习笔记：
1、我的帽子在哪里?
Where is my hat?
2、帮我把帽子递过来。
Please hand me my hat.
3、多么漂亮的帽子啊!
What a beautiful hat!
