Dear XXXX,
I\'m glad to receive your letter. Now I will tell you something about my plan for summer vacation after the final exam. Firstly, I will learn to drive. I think driving can be useful. Secondly, I will take some English courses. Thirdly, I will visit some tourist attractions. It must be very exciting.
Last, I will do some reading in the vacation. What about you? I hope you can have a pretty vacation.
XXX
——题记
“英语就考了106分,做了那么多练习什么用?!你看看人家小叶也不看见做什么课外练习都考了129分!”英语老师用严厉的口吻批评着我,语气有些愤怒、有些失望。
我眼眶差点溢出了委屈的泪水,我也很努力去学习英语。背单词、做练习我也很用心啊。为什么就考不出70分的范围?为什么要有英语这课程?为什么我们要学习?为什么外国不是和我们一样说汉语而是英语?
突然想起了吴克群的《将军令》中的一句歌词:“我知道yoyoyo不是我的\'语言……在你的世界学你说ABCD,在我的土地对不起请说华语……”
……
啊!英语,
你是正极,我是负极,我们一短兵相接就会使战争的导线升温!
你是老鼠,我就是猫,在自然界的生存法则里我们永远是天敌!
你是kiss,我是kill,所以我们就像爱与恨一样永远是opposite……
你是……
“侬有空写这些乱七八糟的东西,不会去多背几个单词,去做会阅读啊!……”一个熟悉又让我有些厌恶的声音像幽灵一样从我身后冒了出来。我几乎可以想象出接下来所谓的“台词”是什么。那些话已经停了不下N遍了,我都可以一字不漏地把那些台词复述出来。我想我的耳膜已经对这些“站着说话不嫌腰疼”的话产生抗体形成自动免疫功能。
我仍然陷在我的浮想中。我独来独往走在云彩之上,身边路过拿着英语书、词组纸的同学,目光茫然。我唤醒他们。
他们却对我说:“要上英语课了,你还不背单词啊!”我一愣。我想哭泣,想逃离,但是我此时此刻却不知道欲去何方……
我深陷在眼瞳中的字母里,昏厥,猛睁眼,天亮了,英语仍在……
Dear Wang Jun,
I am delightcd to learn that you are going to visit me during the coming summer holidays. My parents will also be happy to see you a gain I am sure you will enjoy every minute here. I know you are fond of swimming. A river lies not far away from my home. We can go swimming there. I think it would be very pleasant and refreshing to swim in such hot days. In every big room of my home there is an air-conditioner, so we cars also watch TV, play VCDs or read books very eorafortably at home. A mountain about two miles away form here is beautiful and there fore is worth touring. We can go there on foot. When we climb to the top of the mountain, we can have a wonderful bird\'s-eye view of the whole village. Just phone me before you set off. There is no need for you to take anything. I\'ll prepare everything for you. I am looking forward to seeing you soon.
Yours,
Zhang Ying
前情提要:炒菜”cook the meaIs”倒垃圾“empti the trash”
这是一节英语课······
老师,全班同学齐读:“sweep the floor!”(扫地)(有杂音,有杂音!)
老师,全班同学齐读:“wayer the flowers!”(浇花)(有杂音,有杂音!)
同学1:“ I’can sweep the follr!”(我会扫地)
老师:“He’s helpfu!”(你有用)
老师:“齐读!wayer the flowers!“
同学XXXX+大声音最大:“wayer the floor!!!!”(浇地...)
老师:“同学刘XXXX+大!”
同学刘XXXX+超级卡壳..
老师:“....浇地也可以....”(神情一般..)
老师:“······”
下课了。
刘爽对我们说:“我学会了个新单词!sweep the flowers!!!”(扫花) 我超级晕...
我对同桌说:“刘爽又发明了新单词!cook the trash!(炒垃圾)empty the Liushuang(倒刘爽)!!!!”
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