假如我升入天堂,最着急的,应该是局长大人。因为我的保险柜里,有他借款的白条和吃喝的证据。那些东西足以让这个廉洁的领导上内刊的头版,或者变成瓜秧,牵出一串惊喜。这将是本局本年度最大的新闻,预计本年度将会发起轰轰烈烈的自查、自纠、审计行动。
假如我升入天堂,最高兴的,应该是吴经理的小蜜。自从这个名牌靓女进入公司,家里就没有吃过一次团圆饭。张爱玲说,也许每一个男子全都有过这样的两个女人,至少两个:娶了红玫瑰,久而久之,红的变了墙上的一抹蚊子血,白的还是窗前明月光;娶了白玫瑰,白的便是衣服上沾的一粒饭黏子,红的却是心口上一颗朱砂痣。
我早有把柄,那是谦谦君子吴经理偶然喝醉的一个小疏漏;不过看在孩子的份上,我没有声张,没有选择离婚。那个***狐狸精自以为滴水不漏,不想却弄巧成拙。
假如我升入天堂,我的宝贝乖乖肯定每天哭着找妈妈。因为没有我,她晚上睡不着。她是我的天使,我的支柱。而那个名义上的.爸爸,肯定会乐的哭不出来,或者举杯庆祝,我甚至不知道他会不会给我烧些纸钱,以减轻他的罪过。
假如我升入天堂,最伤心的,应该是我的秘密了。我知道他对我很好,虽然他没有给我买名牌衣服,买名贵首饰。但我知道他一直在等我,从大学毕业直到现在。可惜我还是落入俗套,听了父母之言。见证我俩真爱的,是他的一本诗集,藏在我办公室的柜子里。
假如我升入天堂,我辛辛苦苦攒钱买的房子肯定改户主了。
假如我升入天堂,我在股市里投入的钱肯定也成了一个谜。因为只有我知道密码。
假如我升入天堂,多年没有联系的亲戚肯定瓜分老家的大屋了。
假如我升入天堂,想去九寨沟旅游的夙愿也泡汤了。
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所以,我不能随随便便的死,不能意外的死,而要寿终正寝的升入天堂。
有一次我生病发烧了,头很痛。我躺在小床上,思考妈妈知道我生病了会不会伤心呢?我心里对自己说,不,妈妈一定会对我好。我想啊想,想着想着就进入甜蜜的梦乡。等我醒来,我发现旁边有一杯水,当时我非常渴,就把水喝了下去,没想到这竟然是药!我正想发火,一想到外婆也是为了我好,我就没有发火。过了一会我听到门外有人敲门,我刚要去开门,外婆急急忙忙走过来了,对我说:“我去开门。”进来的.是妈妈。妈妈一进门就对我说:“好好休息,早点睡觉,不要睡晚。”这句安慰的话让我非常感动,我激动得手舞足蹈,妈妈又说:“明天早上就会好了。”
过了一天,我的病果然好了,我猜是因为妈妈的安慰感动了病,让病逃跑了。
你瞧,妈妈的爱是多么伟大,把病都吓跑了。
the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, which is caused by the rotation of the earth as you all know. but have you ever thought of the effect of the earths rotation on man and can you imagine what would happen if the earth stopped rotating?
the radius of the earth is about 6,370 kilometres. it takes the earth 24 hours to rotate once. objects on the earths equator move with the earth at a speed of 460 metres per second, and the air close to the earths surface turns at the same speed. if the earth stopped rotating suddenly, the air would keep flowing eastward at a speed of 460 metres per second. the wind would be fourteen times as powerful as a hurricane. at the same time sea water would rush eastward at a speed of several hundred metres per second, which might do damages much greater than a seaquake would do. obviously, men could hardly stand such a catastrophe.
even if such a catastrophe would not happen, there would be a great temperature difference on the two hemispheres of the earth, and the four seasons of the year would no longer occur because a day and a night would be as long as a whole year instead of 24 hours. all this would greatly affect the life of human beings, imals and plants and that would cause worse results than anything imaginable.
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