搞怪英语作文【一】
千锤万打出深山，
挨你批评若等闲。
罚站抄写全不怕。
要留清白在人间。
"我看你是要留姓名在榜上。"随着一声大喊，我的大名被列入了黑名单。放学后还被老师来了个马拉松似的谈话，苦不堪言呀！！
他还有个毛病便是粗心。一个星期一，学校规定要穿校服。快八点了，班长才姗姗来迟。"班长，今天你怎么不穿校服，难道你不想以身作则？"我大喊。他一沉思，果断地说："不行，我得赶回去！"
"别傻了，你能在老师大架光临之前赶到已经很不错了，干吗回去？"我执迷不悟。
"我书包还没带呢！"
"妈呀！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！"
怎么样。如果想成为神精病人，或者想修炼一下自己的意志，请速与他联系，包你如愿。
搞怪英语作文【二】
When I was a freshman in college I watched the film Gua Sha Treatment for the first time, now I am a junior student and I come back to review the movie from a multicultural aspect, I have many different feelings after watching the film again.
At the beginning of the film, XuDatong is given an award and later he delivers a speech. What makes me impressed most is in his speech he says “one day I will become one of you, a truly successful American, today this award proved that America is a true land of opportunity and I am the living proof of that.” At that moment Xu thinks he has realized his American Dream totally with his lovingly wife and adorable son. However, I think it is ironical that to make a speech like that and I assume it is made on purpose to hind a clue for the story\'s development. How many non—American people have such a beautiful American dream? One of my classmate studies in American now and before he went aboard he told me his American dream is he can stand at the top of the New York. To be honest, I also dream that one day I can get the Green Card living there happily and successfully maybe working at the Wall Street. When Xu gets the award he thinks he entirely melted in the melting pot neglecting the multicultural obstruct, later the plot goes against the way he thinks. And later Quinlan asked Xu\'why you be the scapegoat of your father?\' Xu answers \'because he is Chinese.\' Then maybe Xu knows that there is always a wide gap between Chinese and American cultures.
The second scene is Xu hit his son Denis because Denis hit the son of xu\'s boss, at the middle of the film xu tells his boss that he hit his own son is only to show his respect to his boss John Quinlan, that time Quinlan feels puzzled “what a Chinese logic”,yes, American can never understand such a logic full of Chinese characteristic, because they respect everyone including the children, they won\'t beat a child to please the boss, and there is no such a conception of degree between employee and employer, they feel everyone is equal, which is quite different from china.
Connected to the second scene, the third difference I want to analyze is the care for the children. In America, people pay more attention to the right of children which can be seen from the law—leaving children alone at home is illegal, while in China it is so common that almost everyone may experience such loneliness. And Children Welfare Agency does work in America which shows the importance Americans attach to children\'s right. What\'s more, I remember a line \'No one won the case, especially the child.\' In my opinion, it also manifests the universal concern from the American public to the children.
The fourth aspect is following the procedure, in the film, more than there times, the people focus on the rule, the law, the procedure. At the Christmas Eve Xu wants to return back to his home pretending as a Santa Claus, what a pity, the security recognizes him and persuades \'you are always a good tenement, never causes troubles for me.\' And another scene is at the end of the film , the judge says \'I have to follow the procedure.\' However, in China people always have to ask for a favor to do something, and later you have to pay back the favor,for myself, I prefer the American style, strict to the procedure.
The fifth and the last point is the humors, Quinlan says \'you can\'t fall, your health security is the company paid.\' \'Datong, welcome home, maybe next time, you can come from the front door.\' \'dady, why you come from the window\' \' because we don\'t have a chimney.\' I really adore this distinguished American humor, especially in dangerous situations, which is quite rare in China.
That\'s my whole reaction to Gua Sha Treatment.
搞怪英语作文【三】
但就是这么一个清秀的她，却有个与她长相截然不同的性格——搞怪。
一下课，原本安安静静的课堂顿时变成了菜市场。这时必定会响起一首无厘头之歌。“啦啦啦啦啦啦……只见金希怡站在讲台前，跳着舞唱着歌。她的腿像外八字展开，手举在空中，睁一只眼闭只眼，还时不时地吐着舌头，露出她那白刷刷的大白牙，手在空中挥舞着，嘴里不紧不慢地说着：“everyone，大家好啊！”“哈哈哈哈哈……”底下传来一阵魔性的笑声。
这时，英语试卷发了下来，金希怡考了91分！“噢！我的天哪！我考了91分呢！简直可以放鞭炮了！真的太棒了！啧啧啧……”她手里拿着试卷，高兴地蹦了起来，甚至还吻了吻试卷，把试卷抱在了怀里。我碰巧要回到位子上，他激动地抱着我，振振有词地说：“91分诶！天呐！太不可思议了！”说着她松开我，跑到了走廊上，看样子她真的.兴奋极了，笑得连她那大大的眼睛都只剩一条缝，嘴巴咧得大大的，露出了她深深的酒窝。
这就是我的同桌，一个无厘头的同桌，她十分搞笑，给无数人带来了欢乐和笑声，她不一定是最优秀的，但却是班里的开心果，一颗闪闪发亮的笑星。
搞怪英语作文【四】
This is my first week in ** Senior Middle School.Everything here is new for me.Our school is an old school but it`s very beautiful.I have 50 new classmates in my class.They`re all very excellent, I think, and I felt a little sad.Because I`m too common.But come to think of it,it`s a very good thing.I believe I can also be very excellent if I study with such excellent classmates.I didn`t know why Ms *** chose me to be the committee of study.But I know it`s a good chance for me to raise my ability.All I can do is do my best in the future.I am sure that Ms *** and my classmates can help me when I do something wrong. Because they`re all very kind.It`s a pleasure to work and study with them.I`m really very happy.I`m not an outstanding student in this class,but I can do the same thing like others.I believe I won`t make anyone disappointed.
搞怪英语作文【五】
有一次我特别生气，总是板着脸，她三番五次地做鬼脸逗我开心，可是我却开心不起来，她终于忍不住问：“你为什么不开心？”我没有回答，她又问：“为什么不理我？”我头往一边一转不想理会她，就这样一直问，我从头到尾一个问题也没有回答，她就又装着一本正经的样子说：“老师来了，快问好”。我就急急忙忙地敬了个礼并问好，感觉没回应就看了看，没好气地说：“老师没来”。突然意识到知道上了同桌的当，我环顾四周，没有同桌的踪影，正在我很生气的时候突然听到有人说话，紧接着有人摸了我一下，我刚转过身看的时候，下了我大跳，我边躲边说：“有鬼有鬼”。原来同桌是做鬼脸儿，“你真能把我吓死”，说完我自己却被她那丑陋的鬼脸逗笑了，同桌又说：“你这个胆小鬼终于笑了”，我挺胸抬头：“我才不是胆小鬼呢”。话音刚落我就追着她跑，就像在参加长跑比赛。就这样一天过去了，真希望以后也像这样你追我、我追你，很有趣。
这就是我那天真、可爱、特爱搞怪的同桌，我爱搞怪同桌。
