为此老鼠家族召开了紧急会议。会上,老鼠们争论不休,对采用何种方法诱***花猫争吵不已。经过反复的\'商量,讨论……最后,采用了用美色喝酒二件法宝,捕***花猫的计划。
老鼠们推出了众鼠中最漂亮的“咪咪”小姐来勾引花猫——
一日,咪咪小姐到了花猫的住房附近,轻轻哼起了动听的情歌……唱道:“猫哥你在窗户头,鼠妹我心里多想瞅……”
花猫正在屋中睡大觉,听到了咪咪女鼠的情歌一骨碌从床上爬起来,到窗口一看。看到了咪咪小姐正在跳舞……就禁不住诱惑,花猫从屋中跑出来说:“亲爱的咪咪公主,可爱的咪咪小姐。可否允许让我和你一起跳舞呢?”
“那好吧!”咪咪小姐含羞答应了。跳着、跳着、花猫手脚就不老实了……一个劲的向咪咪小姐靠去,咪咪小姐只是“哧哧”的笑说:“花猫大哥,我有一瓶上等的美酒,咱两个进屋好好喝一顿吧!”
花猫正求之不得,忙点头哈腰的答应了。进了屋,咪咪从随身携带的酒中悄悄放进了“麻醉剂”,在咪咪一阵阵柔情蜜意的劝酒下,使花猫渐渐放松了警惕,搂着咪咪尽情畅饮……
过了一会,花猫渐感到浑身发抖心悸眼黑,一阵晕眩……瘫倒。此时,咪咪溜出了屋子,招呼着众鼠。
众鼠进屋,见花猫瘫倒,烂醉如泥,不省人事。群鼠恣的蹦跳、摇摆、搔首挠姿……狂呼乱吼扑上来团团围住花猫,咬断花猫的喉管。把血吸尽,把肉吃光。
Dear Mike,
You asked me about the present situation of the public transportation in Wuhan in the last letter.
Now, I will communicate the action of the government and my opinion with you.
Firstly, the price of the bus has been cut down, which is very important, I think. Encouraging people to take bus can solve the biggest problem--too much people.
Another way is to develop the bike rental. As we know, car is much bigger than the bike obviously. Driving a car takes up much more place than cycling. So, developing the bike rental is an absolutely correct way to prove traffic circumstances.
Besides, government also builds 4 subway lines under the central of the city and increases the number of the taxis.
In my opinion, all the action above is useful. When the actions above are all finished, the city will be more perfect.
Yours,
Li hua
这事在猫国传得沸沸扬扬,许多猫都认为:连只老鼠都捉不住,这样的猫不配“猫”的称号。花猫有口难辩,又觉得自己很没用,心情忧郁,没过多久,竟然死了。
鼠国了也传开了这件事,都说:有一只勇敢的大老鼠,竟然打败了花猫,真是我们鼠国的英雄啊!鼠王听说了这件事,就赶紧来和“大老鼠”套近乎,还把老虎请到自己的王国来,热情招待。每当有猫到鼠国捉老鼠时,鼠王就会派出“大老鼠”迎战,并且,每次“大老鼠”都会取得胜利。后来,鼠王和老鼠们都觉得这只“大老鼠”可以让自己的生活变得更安全,鼠王宣布退位,推举这只“大老鼠”担任新的鼠王。这只长着鼠脸的老虎也觉得在鼠国过得很惬意,就答应了下来。
就这样,一只老虎在老鼠堆里度过了自己的后半生。
为此老鼠家族召开了紧急会议。会上,老鼠们争论不休,对采用何种方法诱***花猫争吵不已。经过反复的商量,讨论……最后,采用了用美色喝酒二件法宝,捕***花猫的计划。
老鼠们推出了众鼠中最漂亮的`“咪咪”小姐来勾引花猫——
一日,咪咪小姐到了花猫的住房附近,轻轻哼起了动听的情歌……唱道:“猫哥你在窗户头,鼠妹我心里多想瞅……”
花猫正在屋中睡大觉,听到了咪咪女鼠的情歌一骨碌从床上爬起来,到窗口一看。看到了咪咪小姐正在跳舞……就禁不住诱惑,花猫从屋中跑出来说:“亲爱的咪咪公主,可爱的咪咪小姐。可否允许让我和你一起跳舞呢?”
“那好吧!”咪咪小姐含羞答应了。跳着、跳着、花猫手脚就不老实了……一个劲的向咪咪小姐靠去,咪咪小姐只是“哧哧”的笑说:“花猫大哥,我有一瓶上等的美酒,咱两个进屋好好喝一顿吧!”
花猫正求之不得,忙点头哈腰的答应了。进了屋,咪咪从随身携带的酒中悄悄放进了“麻醉剂”,在咪咪一阵阵柔情蜜意的劝酒下,使花猫渐渐放松了警惕,搂着咪咪尽情畅饮……
过了一会,花猫渐感到浑身发抖心悸眼黑,一阵晕眩……瘫倒。此时,咪咪溜出了屋子,招呼着众鼠。
众鼠进屋,见花猫瘫倒,烂醉如泥,不省人事。群鼠恣的蹦跳、摇摆、搔首挠姿……狂呼乱吼扑上来团团围住花猫,咬断花猫的喉管。把血吸尽,把肉吃光。
Dear everyone,
Hello,everyone.Recently our school is going to hold the First Joke Contest.Our students can benefit a lot from attending this.It provides us a opportunity to improve our English speaking and listening skills.At the same time we are able to learn more about British culture.
Meanwhile,each competitor must pay attention that you had better speak fluently without notes.Whats more,your performance should take no more than five minutes.
Aside from a slew of performances and competition, attendees will have an opportunity to win a prize from the lucky draw. You are welcome to join us and actively participate in this competition.
Yours,
Li Hua
Dear mary:
How are you doing these days? I write this letter for expressing our appreciation of your great entertainment .
We have a very nice treavel in London,and have a wonderful impression on the senery there.London is a very beautiful city .
Not only the views but also the delicious food excited us.Facing this charming city and its abundant culture,we deeply felt its really a huge honor.
Would you like to accept our invitation for travelling in China?We sincerely Wish you a pleasure journey here.
Expresses our thanks once more .Have a nice day !
Yours,
Lihua
亲爱的李华:
很高兴收到你的来信。一切都好吗?你上一封信中说你才刚跟你父母从夏威夷度假回来。我真的很开心你能有这个开心的一段旅途。从你跟我对夏威夷的\'描述来看,那真的是一个很美的地方。我希望有一天我也能到那里旅游。我最近有点点压力,因为我准备要考期末了。我对英语,语文还有数学很有信心,但是很担心化学。你知道的,我化学一直都不好。我很怕因为化学把这次期考给弄砸了。噢,别想我的烦恼了。圣诞节就要到了,你现在肯定是在忙着准备吧。提前祝你圣诞节快乐。
李
Dear Chris,
How are you doing? Recently, an important volleyball game will be held in our campus, which will be not only meaningful but also exciting. So, as captain of the team, I, on behalf of all our team members, am writing to invite you to join us in the battle!
Here are some relevant details about it. To begin with, it will be on the 3rd volleyball court from 2:00 to 4:00 on the afternoon of July 1st. Besides, we, the Giants, will confront the Eagles, which is undoubtedly a tough rival. As a result, adequate preparation is urgently needed, including practice, nutrition and a perfect plan.
Hopefully, you could make it to this wonderful event. We need you! Looking forward to your reply and your presence.
Yours,
Li Hua
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