其实,我也不认识帅曝,那年葱慧还在宿舍偷鸡摸狗、那年宾宾还没出生,只是为了衬托润之而杜撰的人物、那年国境也不是那个躲在角落里玩电脑的猥琐男,他也没有和搂葱慧发生过恋情、那一年他正意气风发躲在自习室里陪着毛同学练字,也正是荷尔蒙激素的作用,他的名气在中文系大噪、那一年熊大木也不是那个眼巴巴看着葱慧祈求给他说话机会的人、那一年冻蜇还在呀呀学语,还没学会穿裤子、那一年理工大还没有音乐系。一切的一切只是个伤心的笑话。
那一年只有衰包在理工大中文系当班长。衰包常拍着胸脯见人就说我是最负责的班长,可是理工大只有国境和我喜欢他,对于衰包来说这样打击是严重而快乐的。我平时不怎么和他聊天,前段时间我正学习概率伦,刚好有个题不会,听说衰包是他宿舍最好学的,就去找她了。巧的是他正要考人力资源师,对概率伦已经懒熟与心。他看见我来了,觉得找到了久违的激情。将三年来的经历全部向我倾诉,我又窃窃塑造几个无关紧要的人物,于是乎就有了《风流韵事》,我一直以为这篇文章能改变他失意的人生,希望他重返中文系,毕竟经管系的人力资源管理太难了,看着他头发上的白发,实在让我难受。
可是,在后来的后来,我发现情况并没有变成我要的结果。当我再次见到衰包已经在圣诞节后,此时他的脸上刻上了衰包。包,那是最喜欢他的国境写的。国境不满衰包杜撰他是躲在角落里玩电脑的猥琐男(他不知道是我写的,否则我也遭黑手了),发动身边的小弟惩罚衰包,给他的脸上刺上几个襄金大字,其实他害怕衰包找到女朋友。
国境是一个逻辑思维能力非常强的人,这也是他看不起衰包的原因。也正是因为这个原因他一直以为自己可以当国家主人。喜欢衰包的原因就是想衰包支持他,可是衰包专注自己的美女,忽略了国境,国境在自己的日志里对衰包猛夸,希望能换回衰包的真心,难道这一切可以挽回吗?强扭的瓜能甜吗?
我没有怎么认真看国境写的.日志,只是看了个大概,从室友口中听说非常不错,普通人看了也觉得是在批衰包,其实他的日志一语几关。其实,他始终不能明白衰包,衰包经过大家的打击,已经不是那个到处留情的风流班长,他也不想去追求什么。此时的他时常牵着狗去上自习,于是,理工人又给他个绰号:自习狗。
写了这么多,可能连国境都觉得我跑题了,其实我只是想表示下对国境的赞美,赞美国境赞美过的衰包,以及那些肮脏的社会现象。我不是犀利哥,我也没学过批人学,俗话说“忧人着己忧,批人者必是改批之人”,不知道国境了解历史吗?就像他所写的,要教教衰包如何去怎么怎么那样…就像衰包不喜欢国境把内裤穿到外边那样…
大凡是个人都会知道国境当了国境主人会咋样,可这样以来我们的日志不是白写了麽麽达。大家都是了解他的,国境喜欢身体例行,以身作则,倘若他当了主人一定会延续那样滴。有天晚上他非要教衰包穿衣,其实吧,像国境的地位也不用示范吧,那晚他非要衰包学者和她一样把内裤最后穿上,衰包害羞不想穿。最后在国境的淫危下就范了。
Dear Mike,
You asked me about the present situation of the public transportation in Wuhan in the last letter.
Now, I will communicate the action of the government and my opinion with you.
Firstly, the price of the bus has been cut down, which is very important, I think. Encouraging people to take bus can solve the biggest problem--too much people.
Another way is to develop the bike rental. As we know, car is much bigger than the bike obviously. Driving a car takes up much more place than cycling. So, developing the bike rental is an absolutely correct way to prove traffic circumstances.
Besides, government also builds 4 subway lines under the central of the city and increases the number of the taxis.
In my opinion, all the action above is useful. When the actions above are all finished, the city will be more perfect.
Yours,
Li hua
墩墩,是我大姨家的儿子,今年只有五岁,乌黑油亮的寸发,长长的睫毛,水汪汪的大眼睛,小巧玲珑的鼻子,樱桃小口,脸蛋儿红扑扑,软嘟嘟的,摸起来好像棉花糖。小弟弟虎头虎脑的,我特喜欢他!
照片上,可爱的'墩墩在吃,在玩,在笑……我看着书桌上那一沓沓厚厚的作业,再看看墩墩那玩得投入的神情,我不禁想:假如我是墩墩,我就可以天天都能喝到自制的香醇下午茶;假如我是墩墩,就可以天天吃到自制的美味甜点;假如我是墩墩,就可以去泡泡屋尽情的玩;假如我是墩墩,就可以天天自由自在地……
假如我是墩墩,那该多好啊!我喜欢现在幸福的生活,更喜欢童年里快乐的我!
Dear Jack,
I am sorry to hear in the phone call with your father that you were in hospital for you got the A H1N1 virus which made me feel so tense.
I dont know how you got it,however,dont be so scared for the A H1N1 virus is medicable duo to the high tech.You just need to be clam and partner the treatment with the dostors.
Besides,I want to give some advice about how to prevent the A H1N1 virus.Firstly,you mustnt go to the places full of people to reduce the probability of getting it.
Secondly,you should wash your hand before the meals and after you go home from outside.Only do this can you precent yourself from getting it again.
I am looking forward to hearing from you and wish you recover.
Yours,
Lihua
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