关于搞笑的英语作文初中【一】
现在疫情当前，为了学生安全，不集聚在一起，我们不能到学校上课，历史上放得最长的一次寒假。为了我们学习，老师在网上直播辅导我们学习。
At present, for the sake of the safety of students, we cant go to school without gathering together. Its the longest winter vacation in history. For our study, the teacher tutored us live online.
为了这次疫情，全国各省各地展开“停课不停学”老师直播上课行动，许多教育机构推出各种学习软件。名师在线免费教学，帮助学生学习，在线辅导。
In order to deal with the epidemic, all provinces and regions across the country launched a live action of "no suspension of classes" for teachers, and many educational institutions launched various learning software. Famous teachers online free teaching, help students learn, online tutoring.
因为上网课直播，各省老师出现了不同的争论。湖南哪吒“对多数学生说，网课的授课效果根本得不到保证，这种形式主义何必存在？”我觉得湖南老师说得不错，上网课，有一部分爱学习的学生能坚持上网课，但是有一部分不自律的同学开着直播就该干嘛干嘛去。所以说上网课不一定得到学习效果。
Because of the live broadcast of online classes, teachers in various provinces have different arguments. Hunan Nezha said to most students that the teaching effect of online courses is not guaranteed at all. Why does this formalism exist I think Hunan teachers are right. In the online class, some students who love learning can insist on the online class, but some students who are not self disciplined can do what they should do when they open the live broadcast. So online classes dont necessarily get learning results.
我个人是觉得上网课没什么学习效果，上网课，老师在线直播辅导各同学，但是人数多，老师又不能每一个人都顾及得到，每个人的问题不一样，只能挑重点讲。一个人在房间里学习，没有在学校教室里学习氛围好。作息时间混乱，晚上熬夜，晚睡觉，预定多个闹钟。早上起来打完卡接着睡。上网课老师不能面对面教导，许多同学都是敷衍了事。老师与同学之间缺乏互动，对于学习好求者可能受益匪浅，但是对于厌倦学习者，学习上没有一点效果，需要老师面对面教导，当面监督学习情况。
Personally, I dont think the online class has any learning effect. The online class and the teachers live online tutoring for each student have a large number of students, but the teacher cant take everyone into consideration. Everyones problems are different, so we can only focus on them. A person in the room to study, not in the school classroom learning atmosphere. The schedule is chaotic. Stay up late, go to bed late, and reserve multiple alarm clocks. Get up in the morning, punch in and go to sleep. Teachers cant teach online lessons face to face, many students are perfunctory. The lack of interaction between teachers and students may benefit those who are good at learning, but for those who are tired of learning, there is no effect in learning. Teachers need to teach face-to-face and supervise learning face to face.
上网课对贫困家庭来说，不方便，有可能老是断网，要是家庭人口多的家庭，孩子都在上网课有可能网络卡。住在农村里的有一些没有信号不好的同学来说也麻烦，不能好好上网课。对上小学的同学们都是没有手机的，父母要出去工作，根本起不到学习作用。
Internet class is inconvenient for poor families. It is possible to always disconnect from the Internet. If there is a family with a large population, it is possible for children to use Internet cards in Internet class. Living in the countryside, some students who dont have a good signal are also in trouble. They cant have a good online class. There is no cell phone for the students in primary school. If parents want to go out to work, they cant learn at all.
学生的专注不在直播上，面对着QQ、微信、游戏、电视的诱惑，有很多学生难以拒绝诱惑，没有吧精力放在上网课上。老师也不知道学生在干什么，人数过多，有的学生一边手机上网课，一边睡觉。或者手机上网课，而学生却在看电视。手机电脑电视对眼睛视力有一定影响，对眼睛不好。
Students focus is not on live broadcast. Facing the temptation of QQ, wechat, games and TV, many students are hard to resist the temptation and have no energy to focus on online classes. Teachers also dont know what students are doing. There are too many students, some of whom are sleeping while taking lessons on the Internet. Or mobile Internet class, while students are watching TV. The mobile phone computer TV has certain influence on the eyesight, but it is not good for the eyes.
所以我觉得，上网课不一定取得到老师授课学习效果，有一些学生未能适应网上学习。学习情况未能得到提升。但是在这个特殊时期，我们现在只能在网上学习了，无论如何，还是希望各位同学们认真上网课，能学一点是一点了。希望学校开学通知早一点来，开始怀念在教室里面学习的日子了。
So I dont think that online classes can achieve the effect of teaching and learning by teachers, and some students cant adapt to online learning. Learning has not been improved. But in this special period, we can only learn online now. In any case, I hope that all the students will take online classes seriously and learn a little bit. I hope that the school notice will come earlier and start to miss the days of studying in the classroom.
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【二】
Elephants are the biggest wild animals in land, in the world. But now, they are also in danger. Let me tell something to you about them.
Elephants are big and strong and they are grey. They have long trunks and tusks, so they look a little dangerous. But in fact, they’re friendly towards each other and hardly hunt people.
Elephants have ears like fans, they make them look bigger and bigger.
They live in a group together for many years, they’re a big family. They also have good hearing and good sense of smell. Elephants can do lots of things if people train them. For example, they can carry heavy things, can do as a vehicle, ext.
Badly, it’s difficult for elephants to survive in the world usually because of people. If people sell tusks, they will make lots of money.
So, many people kill elephants for their tusks. Living areas are also an important reason of the die out of elephants.
Animals are our friends, we should protect them, or the number of wild animals will getting smaller and smaller.
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【三】
Green grasses，blue lakes and beautiful mountains are waiting for you!Welcome to colorful nature pare!
There is a clean river. There are some colorful flowers. There is a beautiful mountain near the nature park. The air is fresh. The sky is blue. The clouds are white. The tree is green. The bridge is tall. The grass is green. I can run on the grass. There is a path near the lake. There are many fish in the lake. There is a forest in the nature park. There are many trees on the mountains. There are many flowers near the path.
Look! There are some birds in the sky. One, two, three…… oh! So many!
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【四】
童年，是五颜六色的。今晚，我们走进小菜叔叔的童年，听他的趣事。
小菜叔叔露出洁白的牙齿，笑眯眯地说起一岁时的故事。他讲的时而快时而慢，还一边做着风趣幽默的动作，有时把手举得老高，有时掐住自己的脸，有时走来走去像回忆什么，搞得大家哭笑不得。
在他讲述完趣事，还让我猜故事名。有的.同学不假思索地举起手，小菜叔叔却在黑板上写了3个字—30法则（思考30秒后再举手），大家只好把手放下来，个个绞尽脑汁认真思考起来。30秒一到，同学们争先恐后地举起手来抢答，“瀑布”、“反击”、“改诗”……，答案许许多多，可小菜叔叔都说是错的，回去再好好想想。
因为时间的关系，所以从一岁，直接连跳到七岁了。这次他想听听同学们七岁的趣事，大概是有些同学胆怯，或者一时想不起什么趣事，所以举手的人很少。见此情景，他说：“想要学习好，就要当小老师。”这话一出，空中立刻出现了密密麻麻的小手。同学们各自讲说了童年发生的趣事，终于轮到小菜叔叔讲了，好奇的我一直在想：什么事情是他七岁时最深刻的呢？是不是和我一样？结果他记忆犹新的是面试，他讲的绘声绘色加上夸张的动作，让所有的同学听得都入了迷。
调皮的时间总是喜欢出来捣蛋，一转眼，就结束了，好想和大家一一分享太多的童年，因为它总是将不完！
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【五】
在我的脑海里，有许多记忆珍珠：红色代表开心、蓝色代表难过、黄色代表童年、黑色代表委屈……今天，我又打开了脑海，捧起一颗黄珍珠，一瞬间，我好像又回到了那一天……
那一天下午，爸爸妈妈出去到楼下的超市给我买吃的去了，临走前，妈妈对我说：“如果有事给我们打电话；还有，有人敲门不要开。”我点了点头，便开始拼积木。
我正拼得起劲，突然看见地上有一个黑色的东西，吓得我跳起来就退，可是它紧紧地跟着我。我心想：“这是啥呀？黑不溜秋的，还会追人！它一定是个鬼，我要摆脱他！”于我连滚带爬地跑到了厨房。
这时我看见了一个筐子，便顺手盖了上去。哈！它出不来了。我得意地走起来了，还对它做鬼脸。可是，他竟然出来了，并且筐子也没有动。这可吓了我一大跳，心想：“啊！这个鬼还会穿墙术，我好像打不过他。”我想甩掉它，晕头转脑地跑到了客厅。偶然看到了电话，想起向妈妈求救，马上拨通了电话，带着哭腔向妈妈喊道：“妈妈快来救我，有个鬼要吃掉我！”这时，我看不见了“鬼”，以为它已经走了，就长舒了一口气。这时，妈妈赶回来了。我一回头，又看见了它，吓得一屁股坐在了地上，妈妈问我：“儿子，鬼在哪？”我用颤抖着的手指着它：“那不就是吗！”妈妈见我手指着影子，一头雾水，当她明白是怎么一回事后，大笑起来。我差点就哭出来了：“人家就要被鬼吃掉了，你还笑！”妈妈勉强止住笑对我说：“傻孩子，那是影子。”经过妈妈半天的解释，我才明白那是影子。
轻轻关上我的记忆脑海，我的回忆也戛然而止。
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【六】
What our life will be like in the future?When I was a little boy,I always asked myself this question.At that time,I had no idea what Internet was.But now,we use it every day.We can't live without it.Internet is become so popular and so convenient.
Just forget it.What our life will be like in the future?For example,in ten years.I think that in ten years our life will be much more colorful,our computer will be much powerful,and we can do almost everything on the internet including seeing a doctor.What about your future life ?Will you share with me?
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【七】
童年像万花筒，五彩缤纷，一件件往事随风而流逝，变得模糊不清。但是，有一件事却深深地印在我的脑海里。
那是发生在一个炎热的夏日。
从前，我总是看见妈妈洗米。她总是先量米，再放水进窝中，重复一遍，就放下煤炉上。刚学会用煤炉的
我好想试一试哦。
一天，妈妈有事要做，又要做饭给我吃，忙得不可开交，我便自告奋勇地去做饭了，妈妈答应后便出家门办事了。我学着妈妈的样子洗起米来，我洗了一会。咦，水渐渐变白了，然后，我继续洗下去。啊，是牛奶呀！我高兴得得意忘形了，心想：我成了伟大的发明家了！我小心翼翼地拿来个碗，把“牛奶”装了起来。再把饭放上煤炉上，煮好。就拿起“牛奶”津津有味地喝起来，怎么牛奶没有味道的呢？哦，可能是没有味道的那种吧！我毫无顾虑地喝起来，当我喝了一半时，想到了妈妈今天应该很累，还没吃东西吧？我把“牛奶”留给妈妈喝，她一定夸我是个好孩子。我暗暗从心里笑起来。
不久，妈妈就回来了，我捧着“牛奶”，对她说：“妈妈，喝牛奶吧！”妈妈疑惑不解：家里什么时候买了牛奶？接过牛奶，她非常眼利看出来了。她捂着肚子，笑得前俯后仰，说：“这是米水，不能喝呀！”
童年往事总是多姿多彩、美不胜收，让人回味无穷。每当我想起，都会情不自禁地笑起来。童年中充满了快乐，快乐中有着美好的童年。但是，它却如水般地流去了，留下的只是回忆。
关于搞笑的英语作文初中【八】
我的童年有许多趣事，每一件事都像一个果子。有些果子已经掉落了，唯有一个果子又红又大，一直挂在树上。今天，我就把它摘下来，让大家尝尝。
小时候，妈妈经常带我去姥姥家。姥姥的邻居家有一条非常凶猛的狗，每次路过他家门口时，它总是冲着我们凶狠地叫几声。这一次，哥哥带我出去玩的时候，没有听到狗叫声，我感到很奇怪。我悄悄地来到邻居家门口，趴在门缝里一看，哈哈哈，它被主人拴在柱子上了。我一阵狂喜：看你平时凶巴巴的样子，这回看看我的厉害吧。
我转身去商店买了一盒划炮，跑回来，轻轻地把门推开，点着一个扔在它院子里。它以为我给它什么好吃的，乐颠颠地跑了过来，刚跑到划炮跟前，只听“砰”一声响，它“嗷”的一声哀叫，向后退了几步，掉头飞快地跑回了狗窝。看它狼狈的样子，我得意地笑出了声。我还不过瘾，大胆地往前走了走，又点了一个划炮扔在窝前。它聪明了许多，蹲在窝里不敢上前，嘴里“哼”“哼”地叫着，好像在说：“别再惹我了，别再惹我了。”
看见狗那可怜的样子，我起了恻隐之心，又一想起平时它那凶狠的样子，我又一次拿起了划炮点着。我连续扔了好几个，越扔越过瘾，干脆把剩下的全都点着扔进窝里。噼里啪啦的响声把狗吓坏了，它被激怒了，一下子从狗窝里蹿出来。使劲地挣绳子，边挣边狂叫。我没有发现危险的来临，还拿手里的空盒子逗狗呢。哥哥见势不妙，拉起我就跑。在我们刚刚关上门的时候，狗已经挣脱绳子冲到了姥姥家的门口，锋利的爪子把门挠得“咯哧”“咯哧”响。只差一步，太悬了，吓得我出了一身冷汗。
这件事过去很多年了，可这只果子的味道一直在我心里不时地品味，从那时起，我再也不去招惹狗了。
