Do you know who I am? I am the strength winner of the \"best performance award\" among the five senses, and also the most vulnerable one.
你瞧,我一不小心撞(zhuàng到墙上,鲜血直流,一阵钻心的痛吓得主人哇哇c大哭。我必须时刻呼吸新鲜空气,因为我一旦休息了,主人就一命呜呼了。
You see, when I accidentally hit the wall, the blood flowed and a deep pain scared the owner to cry. I have to breathe fresh air all the time, because once I have a rest, my master will die.
我能闻到香香的烧鸡味,让嘴巴馋(chán得直流口水;主人刚走到厕所门口,我就会第一时间提醒他:“小心,很臭哦!”
I can smell the smell of roast chicken, which makes my mouth drool; when the owner comes to the door of the toilet, I will remind him at the first time: \"be careful, it stinks!\"
看到这儿,你肯定猜出我是谁了吧?
See here, you must guess who I am, right?
我就是大名鼎(dǐng鼎的鼻子,小朋友,你可一定要好好保护我哦!
I\'m the nose of Da Ming Ding. Children, you must protect me!
My deskmate is a lively and cheerful girl, she has a pair of small eyes and a small mouth, often a pair of smart in fact, she is called Liu Tianqing.
我和我的同桌刘田庆从三年级一直坐到五年级,可她总是打我或骂我,但也会对我好的时候,就说:有一次刘田庆过生日,她竟然请了我参加她的\'生日派对,可我并没有拒绝,到那天她的妈妈对我们都很热情,点了好多好吃的,可我大吃一顿,还有一次刘田庆在中午的时候要带我踢毽子,我说我不会踢毽子,她说:没关系随便踢,就在中午玩着玩着我就好像会踢了一样,就是我的同桌让我会踢毽子,让我热爱踢毽子。
My deskmate Liu Tianqing and I sat down from the third grade to the fifth grade, but she always beat me or scolded me, but also said when she was good to me: once Liu Tianqing had a birthday, she invited me to her birthday party, but I did not refuse, until that day her mother was very warm to us, ordered many delicious food, but I had a big meal, and once Liu Tianqing was in the middle I want to take me to kick shuttlecock at noon. I said I can\'t kick shuttlecock. She said: it\'s OK to kick shuttlecock casually. Just playing at noon is like I can kick shuttlecock. It\'s my deskmate that makes me able to kick shuttlecock, which makes me love to kick shuttlecock.
这就是我的同桌
This is my deskmate
I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.
不打你,不骂你,专用感情折磨你!
If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I willadvice that you marry me!
假如你想要一个可爱的baby,假如你还为这事犹豫,那我给你提很好的建议——嫁给我吧!
My family name is “I”, first name is “love you”, and surname is “miss you”; mycognomen is ”understand you”, appellation is ”feel badly about you”, epithet is“think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”. You cancall me I kiss you.
本人姓我!名爱你!字想你!大名叫懂你!芳名叫疼你!乳名叫念你!书名叫梦你!外号叫追你!你可以叫我吻你。
推荐指数:☆☆☆绝***秘笈:看似平凡,却具有让感情沦陷的***伤力,而且越往后看越令人小鹿乱撞,果然功夫了得!
风险后果:除非真的有把握对方爱你,否则不要轻易尝试这种方式,不然可能会得到反效果。
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