一个笑话英语作文【一】
这天，由香主和堂主主持的武林大会（早读课）开始了！各路豪杰相聚一堂。堂主大声说道：“谢谢各位来参加武林大会，请各位拿出‘武林秘籍’（语文书）。”话音刚落，丐帮帮主李辉叫道：“呀！我的秘籍没带！”“鬼信！”我们峨眉派的人都知道，丐帮帮主如真没带，怎么会这么大声，让武林人士看他出丑？“哈哈，在这儿！”“切！”“肃静，武林大会正式开始！”香主说道，“请大家看到秘籍的第十四招第一式（14页词语盘点的读读写写），先请各位高手攻读三遍，默记一遍。可别在我们李掌门的试招（听写）下一败涂地哟！”“谁怕谁，过一会儿，不知是谁‘一败涂地’呢？哈哈哈……大力侠仰天长笑。
在大侠们学习秘籍时，香主施展“凌波微步”在巡视，堂主也用“草上飞”的功夫在视察有没有偷懒耍滑的游侠在搅混。哇！看到一个小子猖狂得连书都拿反了。香主动用了绝传的\'“移花接木”帮他纠正了错误。
空气中又增加了一丝***气！突然，李掌门到。现在，听写秘籍，各位大侠都一丝不苟地拿起武器……
随着各路大侠在纸上的龙飞凤舞，“武林大会”渐入佳境。大家都沉浸在这真实的武林世界里。这里不需要真刀真枪的厮***，只需笔墨纸砚的心灵沟通，方可达到炉火纯青的境界。最终学会感知世界，认识并改造这片未知天地，修炼出天人合一的最高境界！
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一场普普通通的早读课变成了众侠云集的群英会，气氛未免森严了些。不过相信在众侠的潜心修炼之下，必将达到陈长瑜同学所说的“天人合一”的最高境界的！
一个笑话英语作文【二】
有一天，豆豆写了一张《豆豆家庭报》。豆豆告诉了妈妈说：“妈妈，我办了第一期《豆豆家庭报》。”
妈妈惊奇地说：“哦，都有什么呀？”豆豆说：“我读给你听：爸爸投资的股票要下降一半，妈妈减肥失败，体重上升8斤。”
看着妈妈瞪大的眼睛，豆豆又说：“给我50块钱好吗？我想把报纸复印1000份拿到街上去卖，准能赚钱。”妈妈怒气冲冲地说：“决不！”
一个笑话英语作文【三】
In my life I have met many people who are really worth recalling. But perhaps the most unforgettable person I ever know is my English teacher.
在我的生活中，我遇到了很多值得回忆的人。但也许是我最难忘的人，我知道是我的英语老师。
What frequently brings back memories of my school teacher is his special qualities. First of all, he gave us the greatest gift a teacher can offer—an awakening of a passion for learning. He not only led us to an appreciation of the beauty and perfection of English language and literature, but also aroused our great interest in explorating something deeper in this field. Second, I was attracted by his lively wit. I remember that we students always anticipated his class with great eagerness because his lecture were humorously delivered, never failing to provoke chuckles or loud laughs.
我学校老师经常给我的回忆是他的特殊品质。首先，他给了我们最伟大的礼物，一个老师可以给我们一个充满激情的觉醒。我们的美丽和完美的英语语言文学的`欣赏，但也引起了在这一领域探索更深层次的东西我很感兴趣。其次，我被他的活泼机智所吸引。我记得我们的学生总是期待他的课非常热心，他讲课生动幽默，从不惹笑或大声笑。
Although it is nearly two years since I attended his last class, he is the talk of our old classmates, and I know part of him has already stayed in my heart.
虽然我上了他上一节课已经快两年了，他是我们的老同学，我知道他已经在我心中留下了一部分。
一个笑话英语作文【四】
in my life i have met many people who are really worth recalling. but perhaps the most unforgettable person i ever know is my english teacher. what frequently brings back memories of my school teacher is his special qualities. first of all, he gave us the greatest gift a teacher can offer—an awakening of a passion for learning. he not only led us to an appreciation of the beauty and perfection of english language and literature, but also aroused our great interest in explorating something deeper in this field. second, i was attracted by his lively wit. i remember that we students always anticipated his class with great eagerness because his lecture were humorously delivered, never failing to provoke chuckles or loud laughs. although it is nearly two years since i attended his last class, he is the talk of our old classmates, and i know part of him has already stayed in my heart.
一个笑话英语作文【五】
When I was in high school, one of my classmates sit right beside me. His name is ChenLiang. He is my unforgettable person in my life.
I remembered my mathematics was just mediocre at that time, but he was extraordinary and excellent in calculating and solving mathematic questions. He often received perfect scores. Of course, I wished I could reach at his level. Since we talked all day long, I asked how he could solve those difficult questions. He was so patient and polite to answer my sometimes ridiculous thinking. Gradually, I built my confidence at mathematics and finally passed the college entrance exam.
Now, we are apart, but I still remember his great attitude and willing in study. I am so obliged to my classmate, who is my friend always and forever.
一个笑话英语作文【六】
妈妈推开门进来了，我问妈妈：“现在我想出去打暑假工，行吗？”
妈妈笑着对我说：“宝贝女儿，你把妈妈抱起来就有一块钱挣。”我听完她的话，再瞅了瞅她肚子上的肉肉，心想：“我还是试试看吧，万一真的抱起她来了呢？有一块钱也好呀！”于是，我从座位上站起来，伸出双手环抱着妈妈臃肿的腰，使出浑身力气还是没有把她抱起来。妈妈笑了笑，说：“连一块钱都挣不到，还想出去外面打暑假工？就好好在家里歇着，不好吗？”之后我只好打消了这个想法，不过觉得今天这件事情挺有意思的，于是就挨个私信了许多好朋友，想让她们的\'生活也过得有趣一点儿。
暂时没有人回应我，但过了一会儿，陆陆续续有人回复我了。一个男孩子说：“你们女生真的是很有趣啊！换作是我，我就会白我妈妈一眼，告诉她不抱，要抱找我爸爸去。”还有一个女孩子回了我：“你应该和***妈讨价还价，说把你抱起来，有两块钱。”也有一个男孩子回复我说：“你应该赌两块，一块钱不够用。”又有一个男孩子回复我说：“下次吃多点，你这么瘦，肯定抱不动***妈了！”五花八门的回复，我看着也觉得很有趣。在大多数人的眼中，都觉得我们母女两个人的关系很好，就像是姐妹，很幸福的家庭。实际上也是如此。
还好这回，我是把消息发给了对的人，没有出现以往的那些“你这么这么幼稚啊！”“成熟点吧”“这么大了还玩这种小儿科的游戏！”所以，话要说给对的人听，才不会被人曲解我的意思。
虽然是一则日常生活中的小笑话，但是我和我的朋友们都觉得特别开心。毕竟不是每一个家庭都能像我们家这般其乐融融，每一天都开开心心的。
一个笑话英语作文【七】
One day, Paula and Richard decided to make a kite.
First they went out and found two straight sticks of the same length. They brought them back home and tied them with a piece of string into the shape of a cross. Then they took some string and used it to tie the four ends of the sticks together. Then, they spread some brightly coloured paper over the frame and glued it around the string.They stuck a tail made of paper to one of the corners, and tied a long string to the centre of the kite.
On the next windy day, they took the kite to a hill near their house and flew it.
一天，保罗和理查德决定做一个风筝。
首先，他们出门找了两根一样长的直木棍。他们把木棍带回家，用一根绳子把它们绑成十字形。然后他们又拿了些绳子，把木棍的四个顶端连在一起。然后，他们把一些颜色鲜艳的纸涂上胶水，粘在风筝的框架上。他们将纸做的尾巴粘在一角，在风筝中间系上一根长绳。
在接下来的一个有风的日子里，他们就在家附近的小山上放风筝了。
