英文作文搞笑故事【一】
A Bowman took aim at an Eagle and hit him in the heart. As the Eagle turned his head in the agonies of death, he saw that the Arrow was winged with his own feathers. "How much sharper," said he, "are the wounds made by weapons which we ourselves have supplied!"
英文作文搞笑故事【二】
bowman 弓箭手
took aim at 瞄准
in the agonies of death 疼得死去活来
was winged 配箭翎
sharper （疼痛）更剧烈
英文作文搞笑故事【三】
A hare jeered at a tortoise for the slowness of his pace .But he laughed ,and said that he would run against her and beat her any day she would name ."Come on ," said the hare ,"you will soon see what my feet are made of ."So it was agreed that they should start at once .The tortoise went off jogging along ,without a moment's stopping ,at his usual steady pace .The hare treating the whole matter very lightly ,said he would first take a little nap ,and that she should soon overtake the tortoise .Meanwhile ,the tortoise plodded on ,and the hare ,oversleeping herself ,arrived at the goal ,only to see that the tortoise had got in before her .
Slow and steady wins the race.
英文作文搞笑故事【四】
天灰蒙蒙的，不时还飘下几朵雪花，已经快到下午，菜场里除了卖菜的，却同有几个顾客。人们缩着脖子，抱着手，不时还跺跺脚。胖阿姨想真冷，一定有便宜货。她挑了一件黑白相间的外衣，围上围巾，随手拿了一个香蕉提起篮子。一边哼小曲，一边吃着香蕉，一边向菜场走去。胖阿姨吃完香蕉随手一丢，被两个少先队员看见，跑上去对胖阿姨说：“阿姨，请把您的香蕉皮捡起来。”说完，两个少先队员急匆匆地去上学了。但胖阿姨不仅没有捡起香蕉皮，而且还说：“小屁孩，多管闲事。”她继续向菜场走去。到了菜场，阿姨东望望，西瞧瞧，终于看中了一篮鸡蛋，她拿鸡蛋摇了又摇，看了又看，就问：“这鸡蛋多少钱一个。”“八角一个”。卖鸡蛋的人说。听他说话的声音有点颤抖，仔细一看，他的衣服很单薄，像是从乡下来的。
胖阿姨想：这回可有便宜占了，她说：“四角卖不卖。”那人说“大姐，你添点吧，你出的价钱太少了。”胖阿姨假装准备要走了，那人又说：“好好好，卖给你。”胖阿姨心里暗喜，付了钱提着鸡蛋朝家走去，她在心里盘算着今天买的鸡蛋比平常的少花了40元。胖阿姨心里就更加高兴了，一边哼着小曲一边看着她亲爱的鸡蛋，突然她踩到香蕉皮跌了个四脚朝天，鸡蛋从篮子里飞了出来，打得满脸满身全是。她说：“哎哟！是谁***缺德事。”哼！她万万没想到这是她自己丢的香蕉皮。
