我的english teacher姓沈,虽然教了我4年英语课,可是到现在我连他的名字还不知道。他也是学校为数不多的男老师之一。他上课很特别,喜欢在课余时间给我们讲讲与上课内容有关的笑话。
如一次,我们正好学了“害虫”这个英语单词,课后,他就给我们讲了一个笑话:“从前有一只害虫,一天,它上英语课回来,正想向同伴炫耀炫耀,一个人走过来看见他,大叫了一声:‘害虫’!那个害虫也回了他一句:hi!那个人转身回家,拿了一瓶***虫剂来,对着害虫喷。害虫挣扎着,这时,他的同伴走过来,看到了挣扎中的害虫,便问:‘怎么了?’这只害虫答:‘我真不明白,为什么人向我打招呼,还要置我于死地?’同伴问:‘人向你打招呼?怎么打招呼的?’‘hi,虫!……(害虫)’说完,便晕死过去。”我们听后大笑了好一阵子!
还记得一次,我们的沈老师在上课空隙给我们讲笑话时,一不小心用错了词,同学们“好心”地提醒他,而他却笑了笑,一脸不以为然,并且“赏”给我们一个大白眼,说道:“我的地盘,我作主。”老师说的这句话把我们逗笑了,课堂气氛也不闷了。
还有一次,有一个同学正在写老师在课堂留下的英语作业,本来书上是这么写“sheep”的,但是老师要求在前面加上“some”,这样一来,“一只羊”就成了“一些羊”。这位同学运用老师教他的知识,前面有“some”的`词语后面都要加上一个“s”,于是他也在“sheep”的后面加上了一个“s”。老师看到后,就指着这本子上的这个单词,说:“羊的后面是不能加‘s’。因为羊是不能死(s)的!”我们都笑出了声来。接着老师为了加深我们的印象,又跟我们说了一个神话传说——“传说,羊是魔鬼造出来抵抗上帝造出来的狼的,so,羊是不会,也是不能‘s’的!”从那以后,我们写的“sheep”再也没有“s”过了。
关于我们沈老师在课堂上的趣事儿还有很多,每一件讲出来都能令现在的我们哈哈大笑。
Do you know who I am? I am the strength winner of the "best performance award" among the five senses, and also the most vulnerable one.
你瞧,我一不小心撞(zhuàng到墙上,鲜血直流,一阵钻心的痛吓得主人哇哇c大哭。我必须时刻呼吸新鲜空气,因为我一旦休息了,主人就一命呜呼了。
You see, when I accidentally hit the wall, the blood flowed and a deep pain scared the owner to cry. I have to breathe fresh air all the time, because once I have a rest, my master will die.
我能闻到香香的烧鸡味,让嘴巴馋(chán得直流口水;主人刚走到厕所门口,我就会第一时间提醒他:“小心,很臭哦!”
I can smell the smell of roast chicken, which makes my mouth drool; when the owner comes to the door of the toilet, I will remind him at the first time: "be careful, it stinks!"
看到这儿,你肯定猜出我是谁了吧?
See here, you must guess who I am, right?
我就是大名鼎(dǐng鼎的鼻子,小朋友,你可一定要好好保护我哦!
I'm the nose of Da Ming Ding. Children, you must protect me!
记得在我上二年级的时候,发生过这样一件事。
那天中午,我正在房间里抱着爸爸给我新买的那本《十万个为什么》,翻来覆去地看个不停。妈妈正在厨房里为了做菜忙得火热朝天。
忽然,听到妈妈喊一句:“儿子啊,没有味精了!你帮我到公园门口的小超市买一包味精回来好不?”我在看书,正看的起劲,想也没想就脱口而出:“好。妈妈塞了20元钱到我手里。我还沉浸在书里,一手拿住书,另一手拿住钱,穿好鞋子就边看书边走到了小卖部门口。”
我照妈妈的话,用极高的童音对着小卖部里面的阿姨说:“阿姨,要一条围巾。”
里面的那位阿姨很是奇怪:“现在大热天的买什么围巾啊?”
我说:“我也不知道,我妈妈要我买的。”
那位阿姨就拿了一条便宜的17元的围巾给我,找回我3元钱后,我看着书回到了家里。
刚进家门,妈妈就高兴地欢呼:“噢,味精来了,味精来了。”
我说:“妈啊,你大热天的买围巾干什么?”
妈妈说:“做菜要用啊!做菜不给味精味道就差很多!”
我心里暗暗默念:以后如果我会做菜了,一定每次都要给一条围巾。就把那条围巾递给了妈妈。
妈妈拿到围巾,顿时傻了眼:“我要你买的味精,你买围巾回来干什么?”
我大惑不解:“就是你要我买围巾回来的啊!”
这时我忽然想起妈妈吩咐我的时候我的脑袋里全是书,当然会听错。便说:“。不好意思。我看书太认真。听错了。”脸涨得通红。
妈妈开心地笑了,把我搂进怀里。
这件事再回想起来,还能让我开怀大笑。
Children's finally here, it is our holiday, but imagine the children also accompanied by together, everybody is more excited.
Children on this day, white clouds float over the blue sky, the children also have made a hot air balloon, they sit together on yourself a hot-air balloon, extremely happy! Balloon flying high, and finally flew to the sky, the children are in the sky holiday, the children sit on clouds, umpa jump, like a frisky little monkey.
Playing children, suddenly to rain cats and dogs, the children of the balloon has stalled, baiyun sister swept away by the wind, the children fell into despair. Is a time of crisis, a group of dragonflies sister and sister flew caught the children, and the safety of the children to the ground.
On the ground, only butterflies woven into a rainbow "lei", the children wear a wreath, some like a fairy, some like a warrior.
Play tired, the children fell asleep between full of fragrance of flowers.
Children's good play my imagination, to one day be able to live in such a children's day.
在我的脑海里,有许多记忆珍珠:红色代表开心、蓝色代表难过、黄色代表童年、黑色代表委屈……今天,我又打开了脑海,捧起一颗黄珍珠,一瞬间,我好像又回到了那一天……
那一天下午,爸爸妈妈出去到楼下的超市给我买吃的去了,临走前,妈妈对我说:“如果有事给我们打电话;还有,有人敲门不要开。”我点了点头,便开始拼积木。
我正拼得起劲,突然看见地上有一个黑色的东西,吓得我跳起来就退,可是它紧紧地跟着我。我心想:“这是啥呀?黑不溜秋的,还会追人!它一定是个鬼,我要摆脱他!”于我连滚带爬地跑到了厨房。
这时我看见了一个筐子,便顺手盖了上去。哈!它出不来了。我得意地走起来了,还对它做鬼脸。可是,他竟然出来了,并且筐子也没有动。这可吓了我一大跳,心想:“啊!这个鬼还会穿墙术,我好像打不过他。”我想甩掉它,晕头转脑地跑到了客厅。偶然看到了电话,想起向妈妈求救,马上拨通了电话,带着哭腔向妈妈喊道:“妈妈快来救我,有个鬼要吃掉我!”这时,我看不见了“鬼”,以为它已经走了,就长舒了一口气。这时,妈妈赶回来了。我一回头,又看见了它,吓得一屁股坐在了地上,妈妈问我:“儿子,鬼在哪?”我用颤抖着的手指着它:“那不就是吗!”妈妈见我手指着影子,一头雾水,当她明白是怎么一回事后,大笑起来。我差点就哭出来了:“人家就要被鬼吃掉了,你还笑!”妈妈勉强止住笑对我说:“傻孩子,那是影子。”经过妈妈半天的解释,我才明白那是影子。
轻轻关上我的记忆脑海,我的回忆也戛然而止。
The person I admire is my mum. She is an English teacher. She is very popular among the students because she spends lots of time on her lessons and has a good sense of humor. Students all enjoy her class. My mum is not only a good teacher, but also a great mother. She is patient with me and always smiling while talking. My mum teaches me how to think independently and helps me to build up my confidence. When I have some difficulties in my studies, it is my mum who encourages me to work until I solve the problem. When Im feeling sad or bad, it is also my mum who looks after me with care.
I remember when I caught a fever at midnight last year, my mum took me to the hospital as fast as she could. When we got home after my injection, it was about 5 oclock in the early morning. My mum only slept 2 hours because she had to wake up at 7 oclock to prepare breakfast for me, and then she went to work. She must be very tired that day.
My mum is not very beautiful, but I admire and love her.
童年是一幅画,孩提时代的纯真爱动把我的童年映照的绚丽多彩。绚丽多彩的儿时当然免不了很多有趣的事,在其中有一件,我迄今还清晰地还记得。
我儿时非常喜爱看神话片,尤其是《聊斋》。
有一次,父母因临时性急事,需晚点回家,姥姥也没有,我想:这下可惨了,我多么的想让父母留下陪着我呀。可唉!只能认命了。
夜里,四处静悄悄的,仿佛全球只剩余我一个人了一样。我内心简直十五个吊桶打水七上八下。总算挨来到入睡的時间,正要熄灯,忽然听到了得哒、得哒的声音。这可将我吓傻了,我一下子坐了起來,准备出来看一下。可正当性我走到门口的情况下,那怪声音又响了起來,并且比刚刚的声音还大。我被他吓得从此害怕开关门了,一下子钻到被窝里。我用被子牢牢地地遮住,脑中又回想到《聊斋》中这些三头六臂、吐着长舌头的妖怪。一想起这种,我害怕的心理状态又加剧了,果断一把把被子蒙住头,口中还不断的嘀咕:千万不要吃我,千万不要吃我。
过去了一会,沒有动静,又过去了一会,也還是沒有一切动静,这下可将我惹急了,想着:是福不是祸,是祸躲不过。谁怕谁呀。我一口气取下了蒙上头的褥子,拿了一根大棒,壮着勇气把手打开,接着就是一阵狂打。可我睁开眼睛一看,一片空白。但那类怪声音是哪里来的呢?我循声放眼望去,原来是自来水龙头没相关好,滴在蓄水池里传出的声音,原先仅仅虚惊一场啊,我大舒了一口气。
这全世界本沒有鬼,而这些说白了的鬼却来源于你心里。
My friend Vivi is a lively and smart girl,she has long black hair and she is a tallest girl in our class.She is warm-hearted and good- looking so that everyone loves her.I'm so glad to make friend with her.I'm out-going too,so we have been good friends for long time.But sometimes I like quiet but she doesn't.And her marks are not good as me.So,i suggested her that she should work-hard in her study so that we can go to the same university. This person is my best friend Vivi who i can tell everything to.Like my deeply feelings and thoughts.
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