学生写搞笑英语作文【一】
我的同桌个子很高，高挺的鼻梁上的一副眼镜，成了她经常抱怨的对象。一张能言善辩的巧嘴，一条马尾辫垂在后脑勺，整个人看起来就很机灵。学习成绩也不错，但你若认为她是个书呆子那你就大错特错了！她可是我们班的“开心果”呢！你还别不信，你看看下面的事例就知道了：
有一次，我和她正在操场上玩，她不小心摔倒了，我急忙走过去看，呀！皮都磕破了。按理说，平常人遇到这种事应该早就去找老师处理伤口了，而她呢，不紧不慢地在操场上随手摘下两根草，摆在伤口下面，笑着对我说：“你看，我的膝盖原来是一块地呀！竟开出了一朵美丽的花下次我得把土地扩大点！”我不和她贫嘴，拉着她就老师办公室走去，她一边走还一边说：“走慢点，你看，我的花都被你弄没了！”
好不容易到了老师办公室，她却突然倒在了我身上，我问：“你干什么？还不快从我身上下来！”你猜她说什么！她说：“我突然想起来，让你背我一次不容易，所以我要一次性让你背个够，让你体会一下泰山压顶的感觉！”
站在里面的老师全笑了，只有被她压着的我哭笑不得，因为她太重了！我只好背着她，一步步艰难地走了进去，看见老师的沙发，我直接把她往那一扔，“哎哟喂，你这是干啥呀？是不是把我当核弹了，那你可得小心了，我要是核弹，第一个炸的就是你！”全体老师到笑趴了。
当我给她上药时，她又说：“你下手轻点，你要在这里把我送走了，我可要告你个谋***亲同桌。”我听了，哈哈大笑，差点没把药水弄泼了。
她在庆“六一”联欢会中，讲的即兴笑话加上她炉火纯青的表演，成功的把全班同学逗笑了，最终，她的表演获得了“最受欢迎奖”。她在回教室时还自豪地说：“怎么样，我的表演不错吧！下次下雪，你到我家，我边扫雷边给你表演。”
“别，我怕你一个不小心把雷引爆了，还把我命搭进去了。再说，那个是雪，不是雷。你错别字的毛病得改改了，不然你就是错别字大王了！”
“你这个称呼不错，你以后就这样叫我吧！啦啦啦，我就是错别字大王！”
我当时都笑的趴倒在地了。
这就是我的搞笑同桌，和她在一起，保你笑口常开，永远不老！
学生写搞笑英语作文【二】
"Open the window! Let the free air come back! Let's breath the breath of heroes." This is a line from romain rolland's book, "celebrity biography". Perhaps this is his interpretation of all his work.
The author of "celebrity biography" is French thinker and writer, romain rolland. "Celebrity biography is about Beethoven, Michelangelo and Tolstoy in grief stuck on the journey of life, to seek the truth and justice, for can show the true, the good and the beautiful immortal masterpieces, laid down their lives. They may be tortured by sickness, or by the misery of their sufferings, or by the confusion of their hearts, or the three of them, which are all overlapping in one body, with deep anguish, almost suffocating their breath, and destroying reason. But with strong will, they walked through the glorious and arduous life.
There are 5 famous biographies of famous people
Many places in "celebrity biography" are amazing, but my most memorable one is Beethoven's saying, "man, depend on yourself!" This sentence seems to be the advice to every living thing, if not to be self-reliant, then to ask for trouble. These three great men, on their own, forged a glorious life.
Beethoven came from a poor family, dropped out of school at thirteen, started the whole family at the age of seventeen, and when he was twenty-five years old, he had just emerged from the music scene and was deaf again. The pain of this very deadly disease to the musician, who could have imagined who could think of his immortal masterpiece, was written in the vast majority of his deafness. He had always been unlucky in life, and his love life was full of desolation and regret, due to poverty and disability.
Meters open the ROM and Tolstoy luckier than Beethoven, they don't have any physical disability, but they refuse to enjoying life, will not live in vain, for the own goal, fighting.
What kind of victory could be compared to their achievements that the glory of the sun that was the day of the Napoleonic wars was never won by spiritual power. They forged themselves with difficulty. As Beethoven summed up his life in one sentence, this sentence has become the motto of the brave man: "for its pain, there is joy."
学生写搞笑英语作文【三】
"Freedom and progress are the goals of art, just as they are the goal of our whole life," said the great musician Beethoven.
This winter holiday, I read a great book - celebrity biography. The book touched my heart deeply. The author of celebrity biography is French romain rolland. The book is composed of three biographies of Beethoven, Michelangelo and Tolstoy.
Each of these three biographies enlighten me. One of the things that struck me most was Beethoven. Beethoven devoted his life to music, but fate always played a trick on him. He was sickly and sickly in his childhood. At the age of 3, hearing gradually declines, as a musician, this is a fatal blow, and his character, determined, does not bow to fate and continues to advance on the music road. Middle-aged, he hearing has completely recession, can only use to communicate with people, but this does not make him stop writing, but not to abandon all, into the arms of nature, continue to compose the immortal music chapter.
"Symphony of destiny" is one of Beethoven's most familiar and favorite works. The hero of Beethoven's eyes was so brave, so unyielding, so unyielding, as Beethoven himself was to write the music of the struggle with fate. Every time I close my eyes, listen to the music, mind is such a scenario: a brave knight, holding a sword, difficulties, setbacks and pain like the enemy, knight along the way encounter the enemy, knight did not flinch, but cut down all the way, the lost the courage, the triumphant return. When I finally opened my eyes, I found that I had the courage to overcome my courage and courage. After that, whenever I'm discouraged, in my heart silently singing "destiny symphony", encourage myself to like Beethoven don't blindly drown by misery and disaster, throat to do take fate of the strong!
"Man, you must strive for yourself!" This is one of the words Beethoven tells people. Yes, people can't cling to vegetation, create life with tough, bold heart and create art!
学生写搞笑英语作文【四】
方方的头，大大的眼睛，脑袋里有着数不尽的笑话，随口编一个，也能把你逗得哈哈大笑，他就是我的搞笑同桌——费宸舫。
说起他逗我笑的事，那真是数不胜数，每一次我不是笑到肚子痛就是趴在桌子上傻笑，他的脸好像天生带着一种喜感，每一次看到他的脸，就会被一种莫名其妙的乐所感染，总之对他只有两个字形容——搞笑。
他的搞笑无处不在。这节是音乐课，由于同学们太吵，老师火冒三丈，便点名让同学们唱，我心中暗喜，因为这歌我早就会了，看看我同桌，好像吃了黄莲，眼、眉毛、嘴、鼻子都皱到了一起，嘴巴里念念有词，大概是他上课没听，不会唱，正在求老天不要让老师叫到他吧，可老师偏偏就喊了他，他哀叫了一声，拖着沉重的步伐走了上去。
他走上去，清了清嗓子，双眼大得和铜铃一般，扫视着我们，好像跟谁有仇似的，音乐老师不耐烦了，大声吼道：“快唱！”他立马赔出一副笑脸，我“哧”的一声笑了出来，他好像也看见了，也笑了起来，不笑还好，这一笑，把他的鼻涕喷了出来，同学们也哄堂大笑起来，老师只好让他下去洗。
回来时，他怒视着我，因为是我引他出丑的，可是，他也没什么样，只好笑了几声，随后，老师又开始点名，他指着我大声喊到：“老师，吴重志！”天哪！大哥，我跟你无怨无仇，又是同班同学，你为什么要害我？不过也没关系，我迈着轻快的脚步走上了讲台，音乐响起，我开始唱了起来，一切都顺利地进行着，但是天有不测风云，费哥又开始捣乱了，他嘴一撅，装出一副可怜的样子，嘴巴巴了两下，好像在说：“妈妈！”顿时，我体内的笑神经都开始蠢蠢欲动起来，我使劲捏了下自己，希望能压住一段时间，唱着，唱着，我脑中又出现了他那搞笑的表情，我张大了嘴巴，嘴里一下子出不出声来，老师的眉毛皱了起来，我呢，尴尬地站着，音乐停下了，我一下子冲了回去。下了课，我正要打他，他又装出那副可怜兮兮的样子，我的怒气一下子就不见了，唉，这个同桌真让我哭笑不得。
你是否也有一个和我一模一样的同桌呢，如果有，那一定也跟我深有同感吧！
