题记:……在某个地方传来一阵小声的窃窃私语:“糟了!‘洪水’搞突然袭击了!”“呵呵,你死定了……啊!”“哼!看你惹不敢惹我。”“大小姐呀,我再也不敢了!/”……
第一次“洪水”
发生时间:第二节课
只见某某语文老师在声情并茂的朗读课文,同学们沉浸了,可他的口腔里却搬出一股一股令人们,特别是令同学们可恶的口水。在老师旁边的同学可就惨也:“洪水”无情的冲刷了一遍女同学那白白净净的脸,只见女同学泪眼汪汪,却不敢哭出来,而老师却丝毫没察觉到身边的动静。而男同学就在女同学身边暗自庆幸,却被女同学一阵毒打,他们两位一节课都没有上好,特别是那某男生啊……
第二次“洪水”
发生时间:第四节课
又是一节课了,一位飘飘然的年轻的美丽的英语老师“飘”进了挤满人的教室,他开始向我们念起烦人的英语单词,某同学因禁不住英语老师的“超级催眠术”,加上昨晚打游戏没睡好,立刻昏沉沉的入睡了。他梦见了一位让同学们尽情地玩的老师,他玩呀玩……“那位同学,你……你给我站起来!在教室外去!让学校的各位老师,啊,好好看看这样的学生!你?!”很快,某同学已经完全淹没在口水海之中了,而在前排的同学也因没见过老师“发洪水”无任何防备而陪某同学“沉沦”了。
第三次“洪水”
发生时间:中午吃饭时
午休,兼管的人是6班的李语文老师。同学们开心得吃着午饭,还边吃边聊着天。李老师吃完也,大声喊道:“快吃!不然你们办就要扣分喽!”其他同学正要猛吃,可一阵惊天地,泣鬼神的鬼哭狼嚎打破了当时的宁静:“啊!我的脸呀!我可涂了N种化妆品呀!”循声望去,某女的脸上沾满了李老师的口水,李老师大吼道:“谁叫你涂抹化妆品的!”“啊!惨了,又沾上了!”
第四次“洪水”
发生时间:下午第一节课下课
午后了,大家快活的在操场上打打闹闹,一位陌生而又有点恶鸡婆味儿的老教师走过来,不分青红皂白的臭骂了同学们一顿:“你们怎么能打闹呢?要文静点,文静点懂不懂!”同学们极不情愿地说:“哦。”随后吵吵嚷嚷走开了。则还有位同学站在那儿,准备跟老师顶嘴,因为她的衣服
喷到了口水,而说完,那个老师就拉着他进了校长办公室!
第二天,许多同学都戴上了口罩,为什么?预防“洪水”呗!
Today is father s day, for so many years I ve been seekig a way to express my heartfelt thanks for all you have done for me. Here comes it!
Thank you for always being there sharing my life when I need you most. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I never feel alone and vulnerable, because you will keep me on the right path. I m blessed to have you.
Thank you for offering me education and teaching me how to be a man. You always inspire me not by words, but by what you have done! Your efforts in the work, your loyalty to your friends, your responsibility for the family and your persistence in the life have already set me good examples in my own life.
Thank you for always appreciating my work, no matter how tiny it is! You have made me realize that it s capacity not scores that really counts.
Dad, I love you and I will love you forever!
Yours beloved,
Li Ming
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